rcd@opus.UUCP (03/31/84)
!!! My response to this posting was to try
ln /dev/null /usr/spool/news/net/mag
but that wouldn't work even if it weren't a cross-device link on our
system.
Howzabout posting National Enquirer TOC in net.rumor? If they object over
there (as they likely will), it can be moved to net.jokes.
OK, OK, I can take a joke. At least someone posted a Skeptical Inquirer
TOC to atone for it...
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Relax - don't worry - have a homebrew.
{hao,ucbvax,allegra}!nbires!rcdrascal@verdix.UUCP (Stephen Scalpone) (04/05/84)
This week's Enquirer is full of articles and pictures, plus the usual short tidbits and color photographs. Here's some.... The $taggering $alaries of TV's Top Series Stars Larry Hagman is the highest-paid star on any TV series -- hauling in an incredible $3 million per year. And that's just the start. Incredible Shrinking Man Story of a man of lost 320 pounds in 1 year. Women Live Longer Because They Chit-Chat More Seems it relieves stress. Mad Terrorist Had Already Bombed an Airport, a Judge and Two Policeman A plot to kill President Nixon is revealed. An Enquirer exclusive. Here's What You're Going to See on Slam-Bang "Dallas" Cliff-Hanger Another shot rings out in J.R.'s office. How British Bookies View U.S. election And they predict a winner! How Howard Hughes Broke My Heart -- After I had His Baby Part Two of Terry Moore's story. Easy Exercises to Help You Beat the Agony of Arthritis A series of exercises recommeded by the Arthritis Foundation. What Those Fancy Words On Cosmetic Labels Mean A short glossary. Smile -- It Will Work Wonders For You and Your Loved Ones First part of a series by Dr. Robert Schuller. Paul McCartney's Stepsister: Being Related to a Beatle Has Been A Nightmare An exclusive interview with Paul's Father's step-daughter. She's the Picture of Mona Lisa Enquirer look-alike contest winner, with photo. Surprise! These 90-Year-Old Legends Are Still Going Strong Irving Berlin, Lillian Gish and others. Fruits and Veggies Offer the Most For Your Money Best food buys for April. The Wacky Reasons Some Couples Call It Quits "Stop the Presses -- Start the Stretches" Richard Simmons gives the Enquirer staff a workout. Weather Forecast for April. Looks like rain.... People and Their Pets Are Reunited After Death "Even in death, our pets can be our closest companions" Dolly and Stallone Team Up to Highlight Summer Movie Sizzlers Thirteen movies are previewed, including Star Trek III. Baking Soda Can Help Thousands of Infertile Women Become Pregnant Lowers acidity in the cervical mucus. Johnny and Joanna Are At It Again The Enquirer has called this one right so far. Mick Jagger: I'll Be a Perfect Dad for My New Baby Daughter "And I'll be doing my share of the feeding and changing diapers." Six ways to Put the Zip Back in Your Marriage Each reason is highlighted in yellow ink! Michael Jackson's Surprising Roots Michael's family is a real "Thriller."