nxs@fluke.UUCP (Bruce Golub) (05/02/84)
SNIVILITY TODAY
Vol. 666 No.3 April 31st, 1984
ARTICLES
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Jacqueass Cousowhat: Questions of a Hard Man.
An innerview by Soorey Dunn Dant
This ineffective french poodle stimulates 16
himself to a point of new godlessness. Includes
his now famous daily work-out book and revealing
photos.
Do Real Christens Eat Quiche
A $9.95 cross allows you to eat anything you 22
want without the unessesary guilt or weight
gain.
Loving Thy Nieghbor As Thy Self
or How To Make Your Nieghbor Smug. 1077
INSIGHT
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The Ku (sic) Klux Klan Sells Hot Soul Food
How to raise money for your own oppresive needs 6098
COLUMNS
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The Roman Empire
The Rise, first of a two part series.
Sports
Romans 5 - Christens 0 D-4
Weather
Extreme Low Tide Warnings at the Red Sea 786
Movies
Oh God, Part IV
God gets tired of hanging round low life cutesy
singers and abnoxuously cute kids. Gives them all
boot (selling their contracts to a brothel in
babalon) and tries to make it as a stand comic. -435
EDITORIAL
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I've Seen Em.
An old gardner tells his tales of little furry
creatures and their strange sense of humor. -102
NEWS
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What Ever Happened to Morris the Cat 9-L
The Pope, the man, the millon-dollor-doll boom VIXX
School Flails Prayer, Butt Access Boosts Congress
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Punblished far too many times at an extrodinate price (hell man I get paid
for this)
Circulation 12,000,000 (not including otherworld subscriptions)
Snivility Today Ink.
Not sold in any stores, void where prohibited by common sense.
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up, or until someone beats the shit out of me for it.
Hell I'm a godless atheist and I don't care if I rot in hell for using the
net for commercial advertising.
Anyway, its just my opinion
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basically unreachable (in any sense of the word).