wickart@iuvax.UUCP (05/09/84)
PLEASE DISREGARD NOTE #6! ! ! ! ! My apologies to all. I have been informed that the proposal in note #6 (Polish "immigrant") is a felony under federal immigration law, possibly making note #6 an invitation to conspire to a felony, which would be a felony itself. Thanks to those of you who pointed this out, both through net notes and e-mail. My apologies for not getting back to all of you sooner: finals just went by, and I haven't been on the net since the replies came in. To whomever it may concern: 1) The proposal is hereby withdrawn. Any received replies will simply be trashed. 2) If anyone knows how to cancel the note, please do so. 3) To those who sent good luck wishes, thanks. I guess our hopes will simply have to ride with the immigration papers being cleared naturally before the visa runs out. 4) Again, my apologies to the net as a whole. I hope it is obvious that, had I realized this was a felony, I would not have started proceedings at all, let alone posted the idea on the net in such bald-faced terms. We thought we had a loophole in the immigration laws. I guess loophole hopes run a bit high around tax season. 5) Also to the net, thank you for responding so quickly. I hate to think what could have happened had we drawn some well-meaning, equally ignorant person into a felony. 6) Please note my change of name from T.F. Prune to Dr. Mud. Also, I will henceforth be residing in /dev/null, rather than iuvax!wickart. DUMB! Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb!