kin@laidbak.UUCP (Kin Wong) (09/25/84)
Amongst the reasons that have been given recently for why creationism
is scientific have been (1) God is natural ("because
I believe in God", etc),and
(2) evolution theory is not the only theory available.
To show how much I agree with such reasoning, I hereby propose that
"divine physics" also be taught in school, on the grounds that
1. God is natural enough;
2. Current theories in physics are not the only theories available.
Here are some examples of divine physics:
(1) thunder and lightning are made by God -- when infidels are sighted
accurately, lightning bolts are delivered, thereby emancipating them
from their wickedness. As evidence I cite a Mr. X, whom I know to
be a real degenerate, and a man of profound perversity; Mr.X was
struct by lightning the other day when hurricane Diana rips the
shore of N. Carolina. Thunder usually accompany lightning, to
serve as a warning to others.
(2) earthquakes are made by God -- they happen at places with a
high concentration of sinners. As evidence I cite the city of
San Francisco, which, as everyone knows, has been labelled ( no
doubt accurately) "city of sodomites" by many a people of impeccable
moral rectitude.
(3) some substances are more "divine" or "heavenly" than others, while
some have more of an affinity to Hell. Examples of the first are
hydrogen gas, helium gas and hot air; an example of the second is
carbon dioxide. As evidence, if you pump up a ballon with hydrogen
gas or hot air and release it, it would go towards the heavens; but if
you fill a balloon with CO2, the balloon would fall to the ground.
Flames to the net. Mail would be ignored.
kin wong