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dmcanzi@watdcsu.UUCP (David Canzi) (04/15/85)

Science was found dead today, by Paul DuBois.  Police are looking for
religion, who is the main suspect in the case because of a centuries-
long record of criminally harrassing the victim.  Truth, who was living
with science at the time, was critically wounded in the attack.

Details at 11.
-- 
	David Canzi

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?