[net.origins] Sauropods Got Dianabol???

ted@imsvax.UUCP (Ted Holden) (09/10/85)

     In a  sense, the  whole discipline  of mathematics  is based on an invalid
assumption;  that there is such a thing  in the  universe as  proving ANYTHING.
In  reality,  there  is  only  such  a thing as proving something to SOMEBODY's
satisfaction.  My little proof vis  a  vis  the  ultrasaur  will  seem  like an
off-the-wall, apples-and-oranges  kind of  a thing to many people at first, but
in truth, I rigged it so that the only thing really ridiculous about it was the
extent to  which EVERYTHING in the equation favored the ultrasaur, AND HE STILL
DIDN'T MAKE IT.  Consider that:

     1    I compared the maximum one shot  lift  of  one  of  the  five  or ten
          strongest humans on earth, fully warmed up, with a bar weighing three
          times their own weight on their shoulders to  what the  dinosaur must
          do just to lift its own weight;  that is ridiculous.

     2.   I gave  the dinosaur  credit for having the same ratio of muscle size
          to lifting power as Kazmaier and his friends;  that is ridiculous.

     3.   I  gave  the  ultrasaurs  disproportionately  thicker   limbs  credit
          for  being as efficient as the humans;  that is ridiculous.


     But you can't please everybody.  Wayne Throop writes:

>Strange how someone who accuses others of making elementary mistakes can
>make so many, and all in a single posting.  Some of the more obvious
>ones:
>
>> Stanley Friesen and several other commentators on the net have replied
>> in numerous articles that they don't really understand the reason why a
>> hundred foot long, three hundred thousand pound ultrasaur would have any
>> insurmountable problems functioning in our gravity.
>
>They have done no such thing.  Rather, they have stated that they *do*
>understand why it *is* possible, another thing altogether.
>

     Stating a falsehood more or less IMPLIES not understanding the truth.


>> Generally, whenever an animal doubles it's size, all other factors being
>> equal, it's power to weight ratio gets cut in half.
>
>Wrong.  The problem introduced by the square-cube disparity is not
>"power", as in muscular power, but structural strength.  Thus, most of
>the rest of this article is so many wasted bits, since it is a
>calculation of the muscular power available to some Sauropods.  An
>incorrect one at that.
>

     Don't take  my word  for this  one, Wayne.  Consider "On Size and Life", a
Scientific American Library book,  1983 by  Thomas A. McMahan  and John Bonner.
On pages 55 and 56 it states:

     "..The  figure  shows  that  the  weight lifted in each of the body-weight
     classes up to 198 lbs is quite precisely proportional to the .67  power of
     body weight  as would  be predicted  by an  argument that muscle stress is
     invariant  to  body  size,  so  that  muscle  force,  and  therefore total
     weight-lifting ability  is proportional to the cross-sectional area of the
     body (that  is,  the  2/3  power  of  body  weight  in  animals  scaled by
     isometry)."

     It sometimes  happens that reading about such things on paper doesn't give
one a very good  FEEL for  what is  actually being  discussed.  If  this is the
case, you might try watching ants carrying leaves 20 times their own weight for
awhile (several kinds  of  ants  make  a  practice  of  this),  and  then carry
something 20 times YOUR weight (such as a Corvette-Stingray or one of the newer
Porsches) around for awhile, until you become convinced.


>> [Omitted calculation of a quantity purported to give the
>>  muscle-to-weight-supported ratio]
>> First, the ratio would, in reality, be higher for a maximally trained
>> human athlete than for any herbivore,
>
>Wrong.  Human muscle tissue, even in trained athletes, is quite a bit
>weaker than "equivalent" muscle tissue from most animals.  The reason
>for this is not clear, but I have seen factors of between 2 and 10 for
>ratios of animal-to-human muscle tissue strength.  This is one reason
>that even juvenile (100 pound or so) primates can be physically very
>dangerous to their human handlers.

     If you believe this, Wayne, you should move to Roanoke  and join Falwell's
flock tommorrow;   you've just told me that man was created separately from the
lower animals and could not possibly be descended from any of them.  Seriously,
however, I  suspect you  know a  great deal  about primates  but not much about
powerlifters and have just told me that most humans don't get much  exercise by
chimp  standards.   Bill  Kazmaier  does.   I  have  seen  him  do five reps of
deadlifting a bar with a thousand pounds on it.  Forget  juvenile chimps;   are
there any  adult gorillas who could do this?  This isn't a rhetorical question;
I'd like to know,  and you  seem to  know something  about primates.   My first
guess would be that there aren't.


>
>> Of course, the ultrasaur didn't have access to dianabol.
>
>Fantastic!  *Of course* the ultrasaur *did* have access to "dianabol"
>(or equivalent anabolic steroids)!  Just where were these compounds
>discovered?  In animal tissue!  A given level of anabolic steroid
>observed in (untreated) humans says *next to nothing* about the level
>that might be observed in some Sauropod or other.
>

     I've got  to hand  it to  you, Wayne;   I don't get caught totally napping
very often, and you've  done it  to me  with this  one.  Unfortunately  for the
ultrasaur, however,  it hardly  matters.  If  you refigure the whole thing WITH
dianabol, using Kazmaier himself as the  example, 1300  lbs (950  on the  bar +
Kazmaier) instead  of 1000,  36 inches  in circumference  for Kaz's thighs (and
hence, a radius of 5.73 inches)  instead  of  31.4  and  5  (which  I  took for
ballpark), the  difference works  out to  be miniscule  and the ultrasaur still
needs 10 ft. diameter thighs +- a fraction of an inch.


>> It would thus seem that, given our gravity, there is a threshold for
>> size and weight beyond which no animal could be wide enough to provide a
>> base for the legs it would take to bear it's own weight.  An animal
>> beyond that threshold should properly be regarded as a mathematical
>> impossibility in our world, given our gravity.  The ultrasaur is beyond
>> that point by a considerable margin.
>
>First, it would be a physical impossibility, not a mathematical
>impossibility.  Second, Ted's calculations by no means show that the
>ultrasaur is beyond the point of physical impossibility, because the
>*wrong quantity* was calculated, power instead of structural strength.
>And last, the calculation of power available was based on faulty
>premises in any event.
>
>All in all, I think Stanley Friesen's "Large animals and gravity"
>posting is the clear winner in the Battle of the Network Sauropods.
>--


     Sometimes I get the feeling that people are only reading the first half of
my  articles.   The  second  half  of  the  article  on ultrasaurs contained an
analysis of Adrian Desmond's  treatment  (in  "The  Hot-Blooded  Dinosaurs") of
pterosaurs,  in  which  he  presented  about 10 insoluble obstacles to the very
existence of these creatures,  including  references  to  calculations entirely
similar to  mine (although  made by  establishment scientists with PHD's) which
showed that the outer limit of weight for ANY flying creature in  our world was
50 lbs,  despite the  known fact  that pteratorns  and the big Texas pterasaurs
were a lot heavier than  that.   Desmond  gives  no  answers  to  any  of these
problems.  Doesn't  any of  this BOTHER  any of  you readers out there?  Do you
have that easy a time sweeping  facts which  contradict uniformitarianism under
the rug?   What is  your opinion  of the  part of the ultrasaur article dealing
with pterosaurs, Wayne?

csdf@mit-vax.UUCP (Charles Forsythe) (09/14/85)

You can't swing a 2-bit word on this net without hitting bullshit in Ted's
articles. Example:

>     In a sense, the whole discipline of mathematics is based on an
>invalid assumption;

I'm still laughing.

In this light, I only have time to attack ONE of Ted's amazing assertions.

>>Wrong.  Human muscle tissue, even in trained athletes, is quite a bit
>>weaker than "equivalent" muscle tissue from most animals.  The reason
>>for this is not clear, but I have seen factors of between 2 and 10 for
>>ratios of animal-to-human muscle tissue strength.  This is one reason
>>that even juvenile (100 pound or so) primates can be physically very
>>dangerous to their human handlers.
>
>
>     If you believe this, Wayne, you should move to Roanoke and join
>Falwell's Flock tommorrow; you've just told me that man was created
>separately from the lower animals and could not possibly be descended
>from any of them.

No, he's saying they have stonger muscle tissue. Is your muscle tissue as
strong as mine? I hope so... for your own safety....
-- 
Charles Forsythe
CSDF@MIT-VAX

"What? With her?"

-Adam from _The_Book_of_Genesis_

gordon@uw-june (Gordon Davisson) (09/14/85)

[Ted Holden]
>               My little proof vis  a  vis  the  ultrasaur  will  seem  like an
>off-the-wall, apples-and-oranges  kind of  a thing to many people at first, but
>in truth, I rigged it so that the only thing really ridiculous about it was the
>extent to  which EVERYTHING in the equation favored the ultrasaur,

Not everything, just the things you thought of (and not even all of those).
There's a big difference.

>                                                                   AND HE STILL
>DIDN'T MAKE IT.  Consider that:
>
>[...]
>
>     2.   I gave  the dinosaur  credit for having the same ratio of muscle size
>          to lifting power as Kazmaier and his friends;  that is ridiculous.

Right.  The dinosaurs should be much better.

>     3.   I  gave  the  ultrasaurs  disproportionately  thicker   limbs  credit
>          for  being as efficient as the humans;  that is ridiculous.

Pay attention now: thicker limbs give the muscles a longer lever arm, and thus
more lifting capacity.

>>>[Ted Holden]
>>> Stanley Friesen and several other commentators on the net have replied
>>> in numerous articles that they don't really understand the reason why a
>>> hundred foot long, three hundred thousand pound ultrasaur would have any
>>> insurmountable problems functioning in our gravity.

>>[Wayne Throop]
>>They have done no such thing.  Rather, they have stated that they *do*
>>understand why it *is* possible, another thing altogether.

>     Stating a falsehood more or less IMPLIES not understanding the truth.

It implies it, but it's not the same as stating it.  Especially when the
falsity of the falsehood is in question.

>>> Generally, whenever an animal doubles it's size, all other factors being
>>> equal, it's power to weight ratio gets cut in half.

>>Wrong.  The problem introduced by the square-cube disparity is not
>>"power", as in muscular power, but structural strength.

>     Don't take  my word  for this  one, Wayne.  Consider "On Size and Life", a
>Scientific American Library book,  1983 by  Thomas A. McMahan  and John Bonner.
>On pages 55 and 56 it states:
>
>     "..The  figure  shows  that  the  weight lifted in each of the body-weight
>     classes up to 198 lbs is quite precisely proportional to the .67  power of
>     body weight  as would  be predicted  by an  argument that muscle stress is
>     invariant  to  body  size,  so  that  muscle  force,  and  therefore total
>     weight-lifting ability  is proportional to the cross-sectional area of the
>     body (that  is,  the  2/3  power  of  body  weight  in  animals  scaled by
>     isometry)."

Note that the term 'power' is never used; this may or may not be because the
authors are aware that power is a technical term referring to ratios of energy
(or work) to time.  By the way, the maximum power of a muscle *is* proportional
to volume, not cross-section.

The authors are right that muscle force is proportional to cross-section, but
it is also dependent on muscle type, which becomes important when one wants to
compare reptiles to humans.  And then of course, there's leverage...

Ted: as long as we're on the subject, in another of your postings you mention
that lung area (which is proportional to breathing ability) goes up with the
square of the lung's size, and then quote someone who doesn't say that.  I
would expect the lung's complexity would also go up with size, so that the
surface area would go up with the cube of the size.  Anyone know for sure?

And we still haven't heard how anything breathed in the thin air resulting
from the lower gravity...

>[...discussion of steroids...]                           Unfortunately  for the
>ultrasaur, however,  it hardly  matters.  If  you refigure the whole thing WITH
>dianabol, using Kazmaier himself as the  example, 1300  lbs (950  on the  bar +
>Kazmaier) instead  of 1000,  36 inches  in circumference  for Kaz's thighs (and
>hence, a radius of 5.73 inches)  instead  of  31.4  and  5  (which  I  took for
>ballpark), the  difference works  out to  be miniscule  and the ultrasaur still
>needs 10 ft. diameter thighs +- a fraction of an inch.

As long as we're comparing apples and oranges, let's throw in grapes as well.
I can lift about 11 pounds with my right index finger (hold hand palm up,
extend index finger horizontally, hang weight from fingertip, lift with the
finger keeping the rest of the hand still).  According to your calculations
(assuming that I'm in tip-top shape, on steroids, etc, none of which is
correct), my finger must have a circumference of 4.6 inches, right?  Wrong,
it's 2.6 inches around.  And I suspect my finger has a larger fraction of
bone than Kaz's thighs do.

Comparing apples, oranges, and grapes is ok, as long as you don't put too
much faith in your results.

>     Sometimes I get the feeling that people are only reading the first half of
>my  articles.   The  second  half  of  the  article  on ultrasaurs contained an
>analysis of Adrian Desmond's  treatment  (in  "The  Hot-Blooded  Dinosaurs") of
>pterosaurs,  in  which  he  presented  about 10 insoluble obstacles to the very
>existence of these creatures,

Calm down.  What's wrong with addressing one issue at a time?

>                               including  references  to  calculations entirely
>similar to  mine

Um... You mean they're highly approxamate too?  :-)

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friesen@psivax.UUCP (Stanley Friesen) (09/16/85)

In article <392@imsvax.UUCP> ted@imsvax.UUCP (Ted Holden) writes:
>
>
>     Don't take  my word  for this  one, Wayne.  Consider "On Size and Life", a
>Scientific American Library book,  1983 by  Thomas A. McMahan  and John Bonner.
>On pages 55 and 56 it states:
>
>     "..The  figure  shows  that  the  weight lifted in each of the body-weight
>     classes up to 198 lbs is quite precisely proportional to the .67  power of
>     body weight  as would  be predicted  by an  argument that muscle stress is
>     invariant  to  body  size,  so  that  muscle  force,  and  therefore total
>     weight-lifting ability  is proportional to the cross-sectional area of the
>     body (that  is,  the  2/3  power  of  body  weight  in  animals  scaled by
>     isometry)."
>
>     It sometimes  happens that reading about such things on paper doesn't give
>one a very good  FEEL for  what is  actually being  discussed.  If  this is the
>case, you might try watching ants carrying leaves 20 times their own weight for
>awhile (several kinds  of  ants  make  a  practice  of  this),  and  then carry
>something 20 times YOUR weight (such as a Corvette-Stingray or one of the newer
>Porsches) around for awhile, until you become convinced.
>
	Well, you still didn't pick up the whole of what they were
saying. You missed "...body-weight classes *up* *to* *198* *lbs* is..."
This means that the authors found that for *larger* weights the
relationship broke down! In short a human is about the largest animal
to which the .67 power ratio applies! Boy is extending it to Sauropods
completely out of line!
-- 

				Sarima (Stanley Friesen)

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