[net.misc] Famous last words

ded@aplvax.UUCP (12/05/83)

One of my favorite "fortunes" on our system is a list of 

>famous last words:
>	Don't worry, I can handle it.
>	You and what army.
>	If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.

Just for fun, why don't we create a list

FAMOUS LAST WORDS (AND OTHER LIES):
	I got all the bugs out.
	There's never been anyone else; I promise.
	etc., etc.
	.
	.
	.

	Send your submissions to me.  I'll post the result to the net.

-- 

					Don Davis
					JHU/APL
				...decvax!harpo!seismo!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded
				...rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded

debenedi@yale-com.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis) (12/07/83)

Don Davis (aplvax!ded Mon Dec  5 12:47) asked for 'Famous Last Words.'

I have one:
   "Send your submissions to me.  
    I'll post the result to the net."

    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)  [really!]

"Now, You're Never Alone"
Another Message In The Bottle from
Robert DeBenedictis

padpowell@wateng.UUCP (PAD Powell [Admin]) (12/09/83)

"Don't worry, we'll fix that in the next release."
"IBM will provide full support for the user"
"Small, clean, and simple."


Patrick ("I got Foot-in-the-mouth disease") Powell

mac@allegra.UUCP (12/12/83)

	My favorite great white lie:

		The system will be back up in about 5 minutes....

	Jim McParland
	AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ
	allegra!mac

vasudev@druxt.UUCP (12/13/83)

......and there are always these two:

>From the Software types:
	ITS THE HARDWARE! ITS THE HARDWARE!

>From the Hardware types:
	ITS THE SOFTWARE! ITS THE SOFTWARE!



The omniscient firmware type,
Vasudev K. Bhandarkar
druxt!vasudev

aeq@pucc-h (Sargent) (12/13/83)

A popular one around here:

"No user jobs will be lost because of the crash."

-- Jeff Sargent/...pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq