ded@aplvax.UUCP (12/05/83)
One of my favorite "fortunes" on our system is a list of >famous last words: > Don't worry, I can handle it. > You and what army. > If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop. Just for fun, why don't we create a list FAMOUS LAST WORDS (AND OTHER LIES): I got all the bugs out. There's never been anyone else; I promise. etc., etc. . . . Send your submissions to me. I'll post the result to the net. -- Don Davis JHU/APL ...decvax!harpo!seismo!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded ...rlgvax!cvl!umcp-cs!aplvax!ded
debenedi@yale-com.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis) (12/07/83)
Don Davis (aplvax!ded Mon Dec 5 12:47) asked for 'Famous Last Words.' I have one: "Send your submissions to me. I'll post the result to the net." :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) [really!] "Now, You're Never Alone" Another Message In The Bottle from Robert DeBenedictis
padpowell@wateng.UUCP (PAD Powell [Admin]) (12/09/83)
"Don't worry, we'll fix that in the next release." "IBM will provide full support for the user" "Small, clean, and simple." Patrick ("I got Foot-in-the-mouth disease") Powell
mac@allegra.UUCP (12/12/83)
My favorite great white lie: The system will be back up in about 5 minutes.... Jim McParland AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill, NJ allegra!mac
vasudev@druxt.UUCP (12/13/83)
......and there are always these two: >From the Software types: ITS THE HARDWARE! ITS THE HARDWARE! >From the Hardware types: ITS THE SOFTWARE! ITS THE SOFTWARE! The omniscient firmware type, Vasudev K. Bhandarkar druxt!vasudev
aeq@pucc-h (Sargent) (12/13/83)
A popular one around here: "No user jobs will be lost because of the crash." -- Jeff Sargent/...pur-ee!pucc-h:aeq