[net.misc] The Cabbage Patch Caper?

wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (12/02/83)

Anyone out there got any leads on Cabbage Patch Dolls?  Anyone care to
venture a guess as to their sudden popularity?  Does anyone give a hoot
other than mild amusement?  Could it all be a giant government plot to
take our minds off the current world situation?

alle@ihuxb.UUCP (12/03/83)

As to the popularity of the dolls, I heard (On The MacNeill Lehrer News
Hour) that the dolls were computer designed such that no two dolls were
alike.  That and the fact that you "adopt" the dolls may account for
their popularity.

Allen England at AT&T Bell Laboratories, Naperville, IL
ihnp4!ihuxb!alle

dce@hammer.UUCP (David Elliott) (12/04/83)

In my opinion, the Cabbage Patch dolls' popularity are due to Saturday
morning media hype. That's how the Smurfs and Strawberry Shortcake got
so popular.

			David

naftoli@aecom.UUCP (Robert Berlinger) (12/05/83)

I think the cabbage patch stuff is a lot of nonsense but I also
think it is fairly harmless.  I think some people went a little overboard
though.  I heard that some radio station (as a joke) announced that an
airplane would drop the dolls into some stadium and that everyone should
go there and hold their credit cards up to the plane which will photograph
the cards for billing purposes. Wouldn't you know it, people actually stood
out there waiting for the damn plane!!  It is interesting to see that
dolls can fall into the same catagory as mercedes.  The higher
the price, the higher the demand.

Robert Berlinger
{philabs,cucard,esquire}!aecom!naftoli

ariels@orca.UUCP (Ariel Shattan) (12/05/83)

Well, according to Noah Adams (National Public Radio's All Things
Considered anchor), these dolls will, in a few years, wake up in all
the houses into which they were adopted, and take over.  From there
they will attempt to take over the world.  These cute little
critters are really invaders from another planet, so once you let
them into your house, it's all over!


Ariel (I've been listening to too much radio) Shattan
decvax!tektronix!tekecs!ariels

david@tekig.UUCP (David Hayes) (12/05/83)

I heard the Cabbage Patch Dolls were another attempt by John
DeLorean to save his company.  Federal agents have reported
small amounts of an uncontrolled substance sewn into each
doll.
The new doll prices have risen to 74.95.

o gee wiz

tektronix!tekig!david

ix21@sdccs6.UUCP (12/06/83)

According to articles in the Los Angeles Times and information
presented on the Larry King Show, the cabbage patch doll  is created
with a computer which generates random features on the doll.  The
doll can be either male or female, negro or caucasian, and has
unique facial features and fingerprints.  A child buying the doll
has the impression that the doll is her very own because of this
uniqueness.  Accompanying the doll are a set of adoption papers
which reinforce this impression.  In addition Coleco mails a
birthday card to the owner one year after the purchase.

This doll which originally listed for $20 has been sold for over
$100 at stores in New York and one person flew to England because he
heard a rumor that the dolls were available in London.  This coming
Friday the Larry King show will auction on radio one doll for charity 
provided they can find a doll to auction.

David Whiteman
sdcsvax!sdccs6!whiteman

sullivan@cmcl2.UUCP (12/06/83)

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cmcl2!sullivan    Dec  6 12:48:00 1983

Fairly harmless?  I have seen TV reports of a shop owner standing on top of
his counter with a baseball bat trying to control the crowds.  I have also
heard from friends who've been silly enough to try and get them that the 
people push and shove like crazy, making even rush hours on the subways here
look tame!  People have been pushed -through- display case glass in the 
crunch.   Ugh!

David Sullivan			...!floyd!cmcl2!sullivan

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kds@intelca.UUCP (Ken Shoemaker) (12/08/83)

personally, I think I'll start designing Cabbage Patch Computers...
no two will be exactly alike, none of them will run any software that
runs on any other....Just think, no worrys about compatibility,
anyone can hack anything they want, it'll make a million.
-- 
Ken Shoemaker, Intel, Santa Clara, Ca.
{pur-ee,hplabs,ucbvax!amd70,ogcvax!omsvax}!intelca!kds

alex@qtlon.UUCP (Alex Osadzinski) (12/09/83)

The ultimate chutzpah: Prince William of England is to receive a
Organization: Quantime Ltd., London, WC1
Lines: 7

Cabbage Patch Doll courtesy of the manufacturers.

Look guys, you've sent us Diet Coke, The A-Team and pet rocks already.
Isn't that enough?

Alex Osadzinski, Quantime, London, England.

wetcw@pyuxa.UUCP (12/12/83)

The Cabbage Patch Doll was not hyped on the Saturday morning
shows, it has all been a result of tv and newspaper overreaction
to a story.  The whole thing started about 8 years ago when the
originator of the dolls started making them in an Appalachian
Folk Art Workshop.  The dolls went over fairly well so he and
several of his friends bought an abandond(sp) medical arts
clinic(or vet Hospital) and started making the dolls.  The tv
program "Real People" featured the "factory" about two years ago.

Coleco decided to get into the business and bought a license
to produce the dolls.  Coleco has not had to advertise the
little rascals as the media has done it all for them.  At a
200,000 per week rate of manufacture, the original group is
really rolling in the dough.  I have seen them go as high as
60.00 per doll just this weekend at Englishtown, N. J..

Put the blame on the whole sordid mess where it belongs folks,
the media and parents so hyper about what is the latest that
they will go to any length to get their kids the doll.  Oh
well, tis the season and all that.  The Scandanavians have
an expression for the season, The Tunnel.  That is, with the
onset of winter, they go into that long dark tunnel until
the light returns in the spring and people do strange things
while they are in the tunnel.  I guess we are in the tunnel.

kaufman@uiuccsb.UUCP (12/16/83)

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uiuccsb!kaufman    Dec 15 08:59:00 1983

Re: Ken Shoemaker's proposal for "Cabbage Patch Computers"


Brilliant!  I like it!  But shouldn't they be called Babbage Patch Computers?


                  Question submitted from the ever-pun-gent gray matter of
                  Ken Kaufman (...!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!kaufman)