[net.abortion] Just a little more lite humor!

arndt@lymph.DEC (09/11/84)

Gerry ("Oh, is that illegal too?") Whatshername:  "Personally I oppose abortion
       "Well cross my legs and                     but I wouldn't want to impose         shut my mouth."                           my views on anyone."


Name this speaker!  Hint.  Related to the above personage.

"I didn't realize that it was illegal to borrow $100,000 from a widow's trust
 fund in my care and not ask her, tell her, or make any record of the fact.
 I'll put it back."

The winner will receive a choice of a Reagan/Bush button or a Jerry Fallwell
"Nuke the Homosexuals" button.

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Explanations upon request!

Regards,

Ken Arndt