arndt@lymph.DEC (03/27/85)
Good work Richard!!! "An important factor in the rise of the Nazis (hsssss)
was the . . . BIBLE!!!!"
I KNEW the Christians were behind it somehow! (Er, not the Jews even though we
were quoting from the Old Testament)
Go to the head of the class. Do not finish high school, do not take any historycourses!
I'll bet if you dig deep enough you can even find Nixon in there somehow, eh?
Well, good buddy (move over Mr. Gray) you too have won a scholarship the the
(I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to repeat myself!)
won a scholarship to the Aryan Nations School of
Propaganda and 'Truth Speak'. Herr Dr. Gobbels would be proud of you.
I especially liked the way you brought in spanking as being a "Christian"
idea that (by quoting Hitler ((Boo boo)) ) can be linked to the rise of
Adolf. How about a statement about Hitler as Christian???
Do Christians cause pimples?, Premenstral cramps?, tooth decay? It certainly
calls for more study. Which you will no doubt supply us with after you
return from the ANSOP.
(Did you ever stop to wonder - just what IS Nixon doing up there in his penthouse overlooking Central Park????)
Aren't you glad Christ didn't hang around and heal EVERYBODY. I mean, what would all those nice doctors be left to do today? At least we can't blame the
Christians for a shortage of things for doctors to do.
But no mind, there is so much to blame them for already.
Keep diggin'
Ken Arndtnyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) (03/29/85)
>Good work Richard!!! "An important factor in the rise of the Nazis (hsssss) >was the . . . BIBLE!!!!" > >I KNEW the Christians were behind it somehow! (Er, not the Jews even though we >were quoting from the Old Testament) If I remeber correctly, Adolf professed to be a Christian of some nature, and <FLAME> what did the Roman Catholic church hierarchy do against Nazi-ism? Bugger all, I say, except protect their precious little skins. The Vatican, I admit, was in Rome, but where better to start sowing the seeds of discontent? The loyal Catholic population of Italy, when their actions supporting Nazi Germany are revealed, would have impeded Germany. And when has a Christian ever been afraid to die for what he/she believes in? <FLAME OFF> >Go to the head of the class. Do not finish high school, do not take any >history courses! > >I'll bet if you dig deep enough you can even find Nixon in there somehow, eh? Actually, it is easy to find good old Ronnie. The number of the beast shall be 666 (paraphrased). (Ronald Wilson Reagan Count the letters) Ten headed beast. (This government puts out at least that many different stories on each major topic.) The number tatooed on man. (Well, our social security numbers seem to crop up on everything we do as people. Mine certainly seems (figuratively) tatooed to me!) >Well, good buddy (move over Mr. Gray) you too have won a scholarship the the >(I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to repeat myself!) > > won a scholarship to the Aryan Nations School of >Propaganda and 'Truth Speak'. Herr Dr. Gobbels would be proud of you. Who were the three best people in the 20th century at manipulating the masses? 1. Leon Trotsky 2. Adolf Hitler 3. Ronald Reagan >I especially liked the way you brought in spanking as being a "Christian" >idea that (by quoting Hitler ((Boo boo)) ) can be linked to the rise of >Adolf. How about a statement about Hitler as Christian??? See above >Do Christians cause pimples?, Premenstral cramps?, tooth decay? It certainly >calls for more study. Which you will no doubt supply us with after you >return from the ANSOP. Re: pimples. I've been told that pimples can result from stress. Certainly certain aspects of living as a Christian can cause stress. Ergo, Christians can cause pimples :-) >(Did you ever stop to wonder - just what IS Nixon doing up there in his >penthouse overlooking Central Park????) Thanking his lucky stars that he didn't have to go to jail! >Aren't you glad Christ didn't hang around and heal EVERYBODY. I mean, what >would all those nice doctors be left to do today? At least we can't blame the >Christians for a shortage of things for doctors to do. Christ himself apparently got a bit annoyed at being asked to heal people all the time (at one point, at least). >But no mind, there is so much to blame them for already. > >Keep diggin' > >Ken Arndt