arndt@lymph.DEC (07/08/85)
Who says: " . . . : but do you seriously believe tha being pregnant for
9 months is not grief and trouble?!!!"
Sit down lad. I have some news for you.
THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ENJOY BEING PREGNANT AND BEARING CHILDREN!!!
Not Yuppie women, of course. And there are things like hot summers and
the last two months or so when you must lean back to keep from falling
forward. And some women have 'morning sickness' the first few months.
But "grief and trouble"???? YES I seriously believe being pregnant is NOT
grief and trouble!
Look lad, I tell you this because I can plainly see that you are on the road
to becoming impotent! Soon you'll find yourself hating yourself for doing
those things with your carrot to your wonderful women that can lead to all
that "grief and trouble". And then, . . . well, you won't be able to wake
the little guy up any more.
Where did you come up with such a Yuppie idea?? Did your folks tell you
YOU were a lot of "grief and trouble"?
This is the second half of the 20th C man! I mean, ideas about how yckie
human body functions are are sort of by the board, you know. Isn't it
strange how the yuppies eat 'natural' grains, etc. but when it comes to
sex it's lubes and jellies and "hope this doesn't result in grief and
trouble!". Lucky for you Charlie you don't have that 'monthly visitor'.
You don't, right?
Break free, my man. What it IS!!
Keep chargin'
Ken Arndtunixcorn@dcc1.UUCP (math.c) (07/10/85)
In article <3027@decwrl.UUCP and in one previous> arndt@lymph.DEC writes: >I find it mildly amusing that there are some otherwise human people on the net >who can see no reason to respect the dead body of a human being. "It's just >meat.", "Take mine, I'm done with it." When I am done with my body, I don't care WHAT happens to it. Why should I? I won't be in it! Burn it, bury it, eat it, have it stuffed.. I won't be aware, so I won't care! >Why not use your mother/father/child for fertilizer in the old garden instead >of paying all that money for a fancy funeral. Gee, can't think of a reason >why not . . . can you? Honestly, if the laws weren't so dim, I would ask that I be cremated and buried under a lavender bush (or a rose bush or for that matter, under that year's veggie crop).As it is I hope the cremation part is done. However, before any thing else is done I want them to remove the reusable parts! (Universal donor) >Who says: " . . . : but do you seriously believe tha being pregnant for >9 months is not grief and trouble?!!!" Several FEMALE friends of mine said so! (While female, I have never been nor plan to be pregnant) > THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ENJOY BEING PREGNANT AND BEARING CHILDREN!!! >But "grief and trouble"???? YES I seriously believe being pregnant is NOT >grief and trouble! THERE ARE WOMEN WHO DON'T ENJOY (OR EVEN WANT TO THINK OF) BEING PREGNANT AND BEARING CHILDREN!!!! Grief and trouble? YES I seriously think being pregnant CAN be (not MUST) grief and trouble. (How was your pregnancy Ken? Did you have morning/evening sickness for 40 straight days and lose 10 lbs when you were supposed to be gaining? My friend Sandy did. (She had planned the baby and was able to keep saying I want it, I want it) Imagine if you hated the idea already!) -- unixcorn (alias m. gould) "there's a unicorn in the garden and he's eating a lily" gatech!dcc1!unixcorn