[net.abortion] Leg of Arndt

rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (07/14/85)

> I suppose you are one of those people who never bothers to find any
> culture beyond the local Burger King. Well, Ken, I hate to shock you,
> but there are many tribes which use the parts of their dead for... you
> got it! Food and ornaments. They consider this due respect. Did you know
> that some tribes discovered the blood of their dead made great
> fertilizer? What better honor than to grant your tribe a good harvest
> after your death?
> 
> Personally, if "Leg of Arndt" appears in my local deli, I'll pass it up
> :-). [CHARLES FORSYTHE]

And if "brains of Arndt" appears on the menu, you'll know they're not
honest about what they put into their food.

I hope it is realized that Ken's whole stream of unconsciousness in his
articles revolves around his bold assumption that the whole world shares
his learned values and that they are universal and absolute.  "Isn't
that horrible?  See?"
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Like a turban (HEY!), worn for the very first time...
			Rich Rosen   ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr