[net.misc] Waterbeds and wombats, + coconuts

tpchmara@wateng.UUCP (Tom Chmara) (01/17/84)

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Okay, having just bought a microwave oven, I'm kind of curious.  I've
been told roasting, broiling, and baking are favourite methods of
preparation.  Does anyone happen to know how long and at what power
level wombats should be done?  Ummm...and just where do you put the
probe to ensure accurate readings?  Does the addition of a coconut
to the wombat's mouth occur before or after nuking the rodent?
      ---I spent so much on the oven, I can't afford food...---
                                Hungrily,
                                ---tpc---
                         (Tom Chmara @ wateng )
        University of Waterloo, Waterloo, ONT.
        ( I haven't an employer, so it's unlikely to be his opinion. )