perelgut@utcsrgv.UUCP (Stephen Perelgut) (01/21/84)
Horror struck a young married couple in downtown Toronto this afternoon
when they discovered that, while doing laundry the other day, not a single
sock had gotten lost. In a possibly related incident, there were no
reports of fresh wombat burrows anywhere near the building that day.
Police and the CIA/Canadian-Bureau were puzzled by the lack of incident
and are scheduling a full-scale investigation.
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Stephen Perelgut Computer Systems Research Group University of Toronto
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