dsg@mhuxi.UUCP (GREEN) (06/05/84)
[] Now, a lot of people say, "Well, that's certainly not a very nice attitude, you know. You'll bring back the racial hatred." But I'm going to tell you something about that. See, I neologize Jewish and Goyish. There's like, the literal meaning-first I'll start with goyish, cause it'll really knock you out. Dig this. Goy-"one who is not civilized, one who is not Mormon, one who is not Jewish." It's "heathen," that's what goyish means. Now, a Jew-dictionary style-"one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded to have descended from that tribe." Now I neologize Jewish and goyish. Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Can- tor's Goyish. B'Nai Brith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. Marine corps-heavy goyim, dangerous. Koolaid is goy- ish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes-goyish. Black Cherry soda's very Jew- ish, Macaroons are very Jewish-very Jewish cake. Fruit salad is Jewish. Lime jello is goyish. Lime soda is very goyish. Trailer parks are so goyish that Jews won't go near them. Jack Paar show is very goyish. Underwear is definitely goyish. Balls are goyish. Titties are Jewish. Mouths are Jewish. All Italians are Jewish. Greeks are goyish-bad sauce. Eugene O'Neill-Jewish; Dylan Thomas, Jewish. Steve (Lawrence) is goyish, though. Its the hair. He combs his hair in the boy's room with that soap all the time THE ESSENTIAL LENNY BRUCE compiled and edited by John Cohen. Copyright 1967 by Ballantine books. ___________________________________________________________ I hope that a little humor can end the discussion of the use of the word goyim. The connotation is negative, only if you want it to be. Shalom, David Seth Green AT&T Bell Labs 201-564-4468 path ..mhuxi!dsg