franka@tekcad.UUCP (01/19/84)
#N:tekcad:1800002:000:338 tekcad!franka Jan 12 22:52:00 1984 I`ve heard a lot about stores not accepting any bill >$20, but I think any store not accepting wombats as curency has sunk to the lowest level of de- generacy that this wonderful county has to offer, no matter what unc!tim has to say!!!!!! If you think that I'd stop with slugs, you were wrong!!!!!!!!!! Frank Adrian
lmaher@uokvax.UUCP (01/23/84)
#R:tekcad:1800002:uokvax:3800009:000:813 uokvax!lmaher Jan 21 16:25:00 1984 (posting from a friend's account while uok is down) /***** uokvax:net.misc / tekcad!franka / 8:52 pm Jan 14, 1984 */ I`ve heard a lot about stores not accepting any bill >$20, but I think any store not accepting wombats as curency has sunk to the lowest level of de- generacy that this wonderful county has to offer, no matter what unc!tim has to /* ---------- */ I find the store's attitude perfectly acceptable. Have *you* ever tried to stuff a crazed marsupial into a cash drawer??? Not a pretty sight, let me tell you! And it's nearly impossible to make change for a Wombat, unless you wait for it to have wombabies (Trivia Questions: What are baby wombats called, and what is the gestation period of the wombat?). "It's OK to parenthesize wombats" Carl ..!uokvax!uok!crigney ..!duke!uok!crigney