ktw@whuxi.UUCP (WOLMAN) (12/21/84)
Last night at dinner my 3-year-old son Benjamin asked us the following question: "Wanna hear a joke?" Obviously, the answer was Yes. Ben screwed up his face in anticipation and uttered this magnificent one-liner: "Jews celebrate Christmas!" He and his older brother Jacob started laughing as did their very proud parents. Whatever else we have done wrong, are doing wrong, or will do wrong, this much at least we've done right. Ken Wolman Bell Communications Research @ Livingston whuxi!ktw