[net.religion.jewish] Jewish Humor: Part 4 "Jewish Smart Asses"

twersky@aecom.UUCP (01/02/85)

A Mohammedan emigrated to America sixty years ago and accumulated great
wealth. Upon his death the rich man's will stipulated that his hundred-
million-dollar bequest was to be divided equally among his three closest
friends; a Catholic, a Protestant and a Jew. There was only one small
provision: each of the heirs was required to deposit one hundred dollars
in the coffin before it was lowered into the ground. This act, according
to the deceased's statement, was to prove their good faith while the will
was in probate.

As the coffin was about to be closed for the last time, the Catholic quickly
deposited his hundred dollars inside the casket. The Protestant followed
suit and placed his hundred dollars beside the Catholic's money. Then the
Jew reached into the coffin, withdrew the two hundred dollars and replaced
it with a check for three hundred.