[net.religion.jewish] Jewish Humor: Part 7 "Jewish Conversation"

twersky@aecom.UUCP (Yitz Twersky) (01/06/85)

The early telephones were primitive devices compared to the sophisticated
electronic devices of today. Especially crude were the phones in a little
town in Belgrade at the turn of the century.

It is told that Rabbi Gronsky was called to the house of a critically sick
man who died within minutes of the good rabbi's arrival. It befell him to
inform the deceased's relatives, but he was at a loss as to how to use the
telephone. He asked one of those present how to operate it.

"First you crank the handle with one hand," he was told. "Then you hold the
phone close to your ear with the other hand."

"What!" cried Rabbi Gronsky. "Then what will I talk with?"