twersky@aecom.UUCP (Yitz Twersky) (01/16/85)
A bearded Jew, attired in old-fashion garb, had some personal business which
required that he leave his ghetto neighborhood. That afternoon he found
himself in an exclusive area of New York's "silk stocking" district.
Feeling hungry, he entered a posh restaurant, but as soon as he was seated he
was approached by a haughty waiter.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve Jews here."
"Dont let that trouble you," said the old man placidly, "I dont eat Jews!"
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Isn't that a classic?
What I still cant figure out is what he was doing in a nonkosher restaurant.
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