[net.religion.jewish] New Prayer

dsg@mhuxi.UUCP (David S. Green) (04/03/85)

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Have any of you read Berachos 60c lately?  I haven't either, but I
certainly remember quite a bit of discussion about whether the following
should be included in the morning prayers.  I have no idea why Rabbi
Birnbaum left them out of his siddur, but I suggest that we all pencil
them in now, given our new enlightenment by Yakim Martillo.

For Sefardi:
Blessed be he who has not made me an ignorant, assimilated, ashkenazic,
vusvus, slime, scum dreck.

For Ashkenazim:
Blessed be he who has made me an Ashkenazi, for some unknown whim, but even
though I am not Sefardi, I'll try to live as best as I can anyway.


Please send all responsa to Hakkim Dev Null.
Hag Sameach,
David