samet@sfmag.UUCP (A.I.Samet) (05/14/85)
> > > About 45 minutes with a frummie single woman, and I'm ready to run away! > > > >>>>Adam Beslove > > In all fairness, we may wish to discuss "JAPS", too. > > Dovid HaNasi Dear Abie- Is it possible for a frummie to join the holier-than-frummie society? It sounds even frummer than the holier-than-thou religion. Do they accept converts? What about intermarriage? Desperate
beslove@osu-eddie.UUCP (Adam Beslove) (05/15/85)
>>>> About 45 minutes with a frummie single woman, and I'm ready to run away! >>>>>>>>Adam Beslove > >>> In all fairness, we may wish to discuss "JAPS", too. >>> Dovid HaNasi > > Dear Abie- > Is it possible for a frummie to join the holier-than-frummie society? It > sounds even frummer than the holier-than-thou religion. Do they accept > converts? What about intermarriage? > Desperate Dear Desperate- Yes, gentle frummie reader, it is possible to join the holier-than-frummie society. No, they don't accept converts, so you will have to fake it and not tell. If you follow these suggestions, gentle frummie reader, you should have no problem. -Think of G*d (can't scroll God off the screen) in everthing you do and rationalize G*d into everthing from going to the bathroom to doing your laundry. Think of G*d at all times. -Look down upon all other Jews. -Throw rocks at them when they break Shabat. -Question only trivial points of Torah and Talmud, never the reasons for the Torah or Talmud. Only ask what, never why. -If you are a woman, be subserviant to men and make many babies. -If you are a man, expect all women to be subserviant. That should get you going. Oh, and wear frumpy clothing. -Abie