[net.religion.jewish] 360 Billion Jews Want Israel Today -- or, Standing Room Only

michaelm@3comvax.UUCP (Michael McNeil) (01/01/70)

[snore...]

> > Okay, this is a cheap shot, but I'll take it.
> > If there were as many Jews as you say, and if, as was
> > claimed in the original posting on this topic, this was
> > at the time of a Roman attack, how come we lost?
> 
> The Jews at that time were divided into all sorts of warring sects.
> There were Baryonim (Zealots), Sadducees, Minim (early Christians),
> etc.  With so much dissension, the Jews did the Romans' work for them.
> 				-- Matt Rosenblatt

I wasn't aware that it was a *Jewish* army which conquered Jerusalem --
with a few Roman auxiliaries on the side.  This would have to have been
the case with the population advantage you propose (some 3,600 Jews for
every single Roman!).  Quite a bit of dissension, indeed!  By the way,
if the Jews had so much trouble agreeing on whether to be enslaved or
not, how can you be so sure 1,900 years later which side was right?  

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levy@ttrdc.UUCP (Daniel R. Levy) (09/07/85)

In article <1189@brl-tgr.ARPA>, matt@brl-tgr.ARPA (Matthew Rosenblatt ) writes:
>>
>> >(4) Concerning those empty, barren hills, on which cities are rising :
>> >The Talmud makes mention of a Jewish king who had established on each of 60
>> >hills, 60 cities - an enormous population. (I think that it may be found in
>> >Gittin, among the discussions of the destruction of the Temple.) (A. METH)
>
>And that's not all!  The same Gemara in Gittin says that at the time of one
>Roman attack, there were 600,000 towns, each of which held as many Jews as
>took part in y'tzias Mitzrayim (i.e., about 600,000).  That's 360 thousand
>million Jews, 360 billion according to the American convention.  This is
>not a Midrash, but a Gemara.  The fact is that the "rules" of physics
>and ecology are the creations of G-d, who can alter them locally and
>globally, and has done so, especially in cases concerning His people.
>
>					-- Matt Rosenblatt

Amazing.  Looking in the geographical index of the dictionary on my desk,
I see that Israel's area (modern) is 7993 square miles.  With 360e9 Jews
that comes out to about 0.62 square foot per Jew.  Simply amazing.
--
Dan Levy
AT&T Computer Systems Division, Skokie
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abeles@mhuxm.UUCP (J. Abeles (Bellcore, Murray Hill, NJ)) (09/10/85)

> Amazing.  Looking in the geographical index of the dictionary on my desk,
> I see that Israel's area (modern) is 7993 square miles.  With 360e9 Jews
> that comes out to about 0.62 square foot per Jew.  Simply amazing.
> --
> Dan Levy

If there were a lot of mountains, and the Jews stood sideways, that might
help.

Alternatively, there could be lots of caves, or the whole country could
be built like a shopping mall with lots of levels everywhere and no
parking lots.

Another interpretation of the idea that there could be that # of Jews in
Israel is that the size of the country designated as "Israel" might be
increased to include more than just present-day Israel.  Hmmmm...

--J. Abeles

matt@brl-tgr.ARPA (Matthew Rosenblatt ) (09/10/85)

> Amazing.  Looking in the geographical index of the dictionary on my desk,
> I see that Israel's area (modern) is 7993 square miles.  With 360e9 Jews
> that comes out to about 0.62 square foot per Jew.  Simply amazing.
> --
> Dan Levy

Multi-storey buildings have been found on mesas in the American Southwest,
the work of Indians who died out or moved out more than eight hundred years
before my time (BMT).  Present-day Indians call the builders "the ancient
ones."  

What's the density of population of the block bounded by Fifth and Sixth
Avenues, 33rd and 34th Streets, in Manhattan?

And the ancient ones and the builders of the Empire State Building
built on ordinary land Chutz La-Aretz, under no Hashgacha any more
special than what the Nations usually get.

					-- Matt Rosenblatt

tan@ihlpg.UUCP (Bill Tanenbaum) (09/12/85)

> > Amazing.  Looking in the geographical index of the dictionary on my desk,
> > I see that Israel's area (modern) is 7993 square miles.  With 360e9 Jews
> > that comes out to about 0.62 square foot per Jew.  Simply amazing.
> > Dan Levy
> 
> If there were a lot of mountains, and the Jews stood sideways, that might
> help.
> 
> Alternatively, there could be lots of caves, or the whole country could
> be built like a shopping mall with lots of levels everywhere and no
> parking lots.
> --J. Abeles
----
The answer is obvious.  Condominiums.
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buchbind@agrigene.UUCP (09/14/85)

>
> And that's not all!  The same Gemara in Gittin says that at the time of one
> Roman attack, there were 600,000 towns, each of which held as many Jews as
> took part in y'tzias Mitzrayim (i.e., about 600,000).  That's 360 thousand
> million Jews, 360 billion according to the American convention.  This is
> not a Midrash, but a Gemara.

And that's an underestimate!  600,000 Israelites (not Jews = Judah) included
men of fighting age (>=18) and were not of the tribe of Levi.
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ian@sdcsma.UUCP (Ian Ferris) (09/14/85)

Okay, this is a cheap shot, but I'll take it.
If there were as many Jews as you say, and if, as was
claimed in the original posting on this topic, this was
at the time of a Roman attack, how come we lost?

michaelm@3comvax.UUCP (Michael McNeil) (09/16/85)

[``Yaaaaargh!''  (Munch, chomp, *belch*!)]  

In article <1189@brl-tgr.ARPA>, matt@brl-tgr.ARPA (Matthew Rosenblatt) writes:

> >(4) Concerning those empty, barren hills, on which cities are rising :
> >The Talmud makes mention of a Jewish king who had established on each of
> >60 hills, 60 cities - an enormous population. (I think that it may be
> >found in Gittin, among the discussions of the destruction of the Temple.)
> >(A. METH)

> And that's not all!  The same Gemara in Gittin says that at the time of one
> Roman attack, there were 600,000 towns, each of which held as many Jews as
> took part in y'tzias Mitzrayim (i.e., about 600,000).  That's 360 thousand
> million Jews, 360 billion according to the American convention.  This is
> not a Midrash, but a Gemara.  The fact is that the "rules" of physics
> and ecology are the creations of G-d, who can alter them locally and
> globally, and has done so, especially in cases concerning His people.
>
>					-- Matt Rosenblatt

I find it extremely difficult to believe that the feisty Jews of Roman
times (who provided us with the word ``zealots'' and the doomed-but-
defiant image we have of Masada) could not have *easily* defeated all
the might of Rome, had they had but a fraction of the *360 billion*
people which Matt here suggests.  Compare this figure to an estimated
total population of *100 million* or so for all of the Roman Empire!  
Surely the Jews could have managed to kill a single Roman for each of
*3,600* Jews killed or enslaved!  (Unless, of course, ``G-d'' altered
the ``rules of physics ... in cases concerning His [sic] people.'')

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matt@brl-tgr.ARPA (Matthew Rosenblatt ) (09/18/85)

> Okay, this is a cheap shot, but I'll take it.
> If there were as many Jews as you say, and if, as was
> claimed in the original posting on this topic, this was
> at the time of a Roman attack, how come we lost?

The Jews at that time were divided into all sorts of warring sects.
There were Baryonim (Zealots), Sadducees, Minim (early Christians),
etc.  With so much dissension, the Jews did the Romans' work for them.

				-- Matt Rosenblatt