laura@utzoo.UUCP (Laura Creighton) (02/24/84)
Laura Creighton is alive and well and horribly overworked. (Well - 2 out of three ain't bad!) There is no time to *read*, let alone *post* news. (So why I am doing this -- you ask? 'cause there is a rumour that I died which is clogging my mailbox, something I also don't have time to read.... ) The rumour is untrue. Nobody has killed me. Can I go back to work now?? -- Laura Creighton (NOTE NEW ADDRESS) utzoo!laura
moriarty@uw-june (03/02/84)
Just thought you should know, Laura is dead.... this was either a forgery created by sympathetic wombat forces, or a wombat affiliated clone. I should know, we here at THRUSH Central created hundreds of 'em... just have to keep remembering not to let Bell Labs hear about it, as they have the patent on the gentic replication process (they'll release it this summer, thanks to the anti-trust suit). What's all this about UNCLE changing their name to SoftTech? "We got Leo. G. Carroll Over a barrel......" Moriarty