lab@qubix.UUCP (05/11/84)
Doncha just love Victor Kiam telling you that 99% of the users of his
Remington Micro-Screen thinks it "shaves closer than a blade" because
they haven't returned it for their money back?
Fertilizer [borrowed from net.religion] ! I could think of two big
reasons dissatisfied users (including yaz truly) haven't returned them:
1. We got them as gifts, and thus have no receipt to return with them.
2. The cost of returning it comes out of the returner's pocket.
I've found exactly once shaver that doesn't burn my skin - but Norelco
doesn't make the old Triple-Headers (6 blades/head) any more.
If it didn't lock in so much heat, I rather keep my beard year-round.
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The Ice Floe of Larry Bickford
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