hbb@hou5a.UUCP (03/12/84)
Friday's (or was it Saturday's) issue of the newspaper The Home News (a local N.J. paper), featured an editorial that described a new military weapon recently tested. The weapon was some kind of super sophisticated missile launcher designed to home in on propellers of flying machines (I suppose that refers to helicopters.) Well it seems that the product test showed that the missles did, in fact, home in on propellers. However, in this case the propeller happened to be part of a ventilation unit of a latrine (ie: a fan!) -- Harlan B. Braude {allegra,harpo,hogpc,ihnp4,zehntel,ucbvax,sdcsvax,eagle,burl}!hou5a!hbb