[net.consumers] Sears batteries revisited, and my personal experience w/Sears

prophet@umcp-cs.UUCP (Dennis Gibbs) (09/21/84)

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A few months ago, Sears had a sale on their new 60-month battery (NOT Die-Hard)
and so I decided to go ahead and replace the battery in my 1979  Datsun  310GX.
The battery in my Datsun  that  I  was  replacing  was  the  original equipment
battery (over five years old).  This original  equipment  battery  was  a GREAT
battery, it had survived a couple of winters where the temperature would dip as
low as -10 degrees Fahrenheit.  The battery was still working  fine,  since the
weather was warm, but I was afraid that it would not survive a sixth winter  of
below zero termperature. Since Sears was having a sale, I decided to go for it.

Anyway, I took the car to Sears, and bought the battery.  They pulled  the  car
into the service facility, where I tried to watch the mechanic from the  lounge
as best I could.  (Sears will not allow customers to enter the sevice areas). I
saw the mechanic put in my battery, and then he proceded to test the electrical
system.  I knew something was wrong when I saw him  start  the  engine,  take a
reading from the meter, and then, stopping the engine, he proceded  to  tighten
the alternator drive belt.  Then, after starting the  engine  again  and taking
another reading, he called in the service manager.

At this point, the service manager began heading for the customer lounge, and I
thought, oh no, they're going to try to hit me  for  a  new  alternator.   Sure
enough, the manager came in, and said, " Your  alternator  is  not  putting out
enough current, you're going to have to replace it."  Being a former  mechanic
myself, and taking careful care of my car, I knew the service manager was wrong.

Besides, the manager's phrase "not putting out  enough  current"  is erroneous,
because an alternator's competence is measured by its output  in  volts,  which
is not current (amps).  I told the manager this, and he said that most cars put
out about 20 amps, whereas mine was putting out only 10.  This  is  ridiculous,
because the current in the circuit depends almost entirely upon  the  state  of
charge of the battery.  I told the manager to just finish installing the  batt-
ery and I would be on my way.

When I got home, I ran a thorough check of the electrical  system,  and   found
nothing wrong.  Three months later, the car is running fine, and the battery is
holding its charge perfectly.

On a separate incident, my brother took his 1974 Capri into Sears to have a new
water pump installed.  Naturally, to put on the pump, they had to remove t
he hoses from the pump, thus draining the radiator.  When  my  brother's   wife
came to pick up the car, she paid the bill, and then drove off.  After a couple
of blocks, the car overheated!  It turns out they "forgot" to replace the fluid
in the radiator!!!  My brother raised so much hell with Sears  that  they  gave
him a free 24 month, 24000 mile warranty on the engine in  case  anything  went
wrong as a result of their mistake.

My conclusion?  I'm not going near a Sears "mechanic" except as an absolute lastresort.

                        Dennis

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ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) (09/22/84)

Stay away from Firestone dealers.  The mechanics job there is to
sell not to repair.  I had a friend

essachs@ihuxl.UUCP (Ed Sachs) (09/24/84)

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
What makes you think that the kids (and I do mean kids, 90% of them
are under 21) who work at Sears auto centers (or Firestone, or whatever)
are "mechnics."  These places pay very low wages to inexperienced
incompetents.  When they learn their jobs well enough to consider
being real "mechanics," they find better paying jobs elsewhere.
-- 
				Ed Sachs
				AT&T Bell Laboratories
				Naperville, IL
				ihnp4!ihuxl!essachs

bmt@we53.UUCP ( B. M. Thomas ) (09/25/84)

I have gotten the better of the Sears battery warranty.

Some years ago, I had a problem with (I discovered later) a bad connection
to my (Ford) starter relay.  Before I did discover it, I had destroyed:

	a starter;
	a starter relay;
	an ignition coil;
	my old battery;
	and a brand-new SEARS battery.

I knew that I had killed the new battery because after I found and fixed the
electrical problem, it could be completely discharged in 30 minutes by 
the tape player which was fused at 2 amps, also recharged from "no chance" to
"quick start" in 10 minutes with a 6-amp charger--1 amp-hour!

Playing dumb, I took the car in and said that I thought their battery was no
good.  Now, I knew that if they found anything wrong with the electrical 
system, they would say, first fix that(or have us do it, we'd be glad to),
then we'll honor the warranty.  Fifteen minutes later, they came back.
I asked about the battery, and they said I had a new one now, no charge.  Ha!

It does pay to know what you're doing.

from over the rainbow of

	we53!bmt(Brian M. Thomas @ AT&T Technologies, St. Louis, MO)

scott@opus.UUCP (Scott Wiesner) (09/28/84)

> I have gotten the better of the Sears battery warranty.
> 
> Playing dumb, I took the car in and said that I thought their battery was no
> good.  Now, I knew that if they found anything wrong with the electrical 
> system, they would say, first fix that(or have us do it, we'd be glad to),
> then we'll honor the warranty.  Fifteen minutes later, they came back.
> I asked about the battery, and they said I had a new one now, no charge.  Ha!
> 
> It does pay to know what you're doing.
 
Who did it pay?  You've still got some money in your pocket and can be "proud"
that you've ripped off the big company, or did you?  Quick, everyone run out
and see if you can con some salesman or mechanic.  Certainly you're in the
right as long as you don't get caught.

I'll remember you the next time I try to figure out why things cost so much.
-- 

Scott Wiesner
{allegra, ucbvax, cornell}!nbires!scott

bmt@we53.UUCP ( B. M. Thomas ) (10/02/84)

Ugh!  I might have taken offense, but rereading my article, I suppose there
was a (not altogether unintended) larcenous tone to it.  The point was not
that I felt that I had ripped them off, since I would not have done such a
thing.  The point was that their warranty completely avoids any discussion
of fault, and is a means, not entirely dishonest and perhaps not even unethical,
of getting more service business.  The ploy is based on the typical customer's
ignorance of matters automotive and electrical.  What I defeated was this
assumption of ignorance.  There was no fraud involved, in spite of my somewhat
sneaky feeling about the whole thing.  As I said, if they found anything wrong
with my electrical system, they would not even insist upon my letting them
repair it, indeed legally they cannot, but since I was there anyway, they
simply play the percentages, and it's a good game.  Then, after they, or I,
or whoever, repaired the system, they would have honored the warranty anyway,
no questions asked.  I think it's a good arrangement, and who pays for it is
the person who is ignorant enough to think that a battery has failed when
the electrical system was at fault.
	The fact is that they seldom have to replace a battery under
the terms of the warranty, since most people, faced with a car that won't
start, think first of the battery.  Well, of course the battery IS usually
discharged, but more often than not it is still serviceable, but the electrical
system will not keep it charged.  Replacing the battery is the obvious remedy,
but is not a lasting cure.  When the battery is again discharged, they look
to this blanket warranty to save them, but the mechanics will not honor the
warranty until all other problems have been rectified.  I wouldn't either.
In fact, I will state categorically that I can make an inferior battery
outlast most battery warranties, and if it goes dead, it would usually be
my negligence that caused it.  Keeping the car's electrical system in shape
is the most important matter here.  No battery can long withstand the abuse that
even the average motorist gives it, and simple routine maintenance can prolong
its life indefinitely.
	What causes batteries to go dead is using them.  More precisely, using
them to their limits.  An average, even very good, battery can withstand about
four or five deep discharges, and then it's dead.  The solution: don't do that!
Keeping the engine tuned is a key here.  An engine that starts quickly obviously
loads the battery less.  Another item is keeping alternator belts properly
tightened.  Don't guess how much deflection you can put in the belt or anything 
like that, we are not really after tension but torque.  My rule of thumb is
if you can turn the alternator without the belts turning the engine, it's too
loose.
   Anyway...  I hope that no one else misconstrued my meaning in that article.
I disapprove of consumer fraud even when practiced by the consumer.  What I was
gloating over was that I beat the system that takes advantage of the average
person's ignorance and importunity in order to gain more business, simply
by not being ignorant, and getting off my butt enough to know what was really
wrong with my car.  As I mentioned, it cost me enough figuring out what it
was that was going wrong, and I am not exactly proud of how long THAT took.

Sorry this article is so long, I didn't have time to write a shorter one.


from over the rainbow of

	we53!bmt(Brian M. Thomas @ AT&T Technologies, St. Louis, MO)