molter@eosp1.UUCP (Larry Molter) (03/13/84)
EAT IT Weird Al Yankavich How come you're always such a fussy young man, Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran, Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan, So eat it, just eat it. Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate. You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate. So eat it. Don't tell me you're full Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, Get yourself an egg and beat it. Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it. Your table manners are a crying shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game. Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame. So eat it, just eat it. You better listen, better do what you're told, You haven't even touched your tuna casserole, You better chow down or it's gonna get cold, So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit. Open up your mouth and feed it. Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam, It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit Don't you make me repeat it. Have a banana, have a whole bunch, It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, If it's getting cold reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack, If you don't like it you can't send it back. Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit Get yourself an egg and beat it. Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat iiiit, eat iiiit, Don't you make me repeat it. -----
spoo@utcsrgv.UUCP (Suk Lee) (03/14/84)
<> I think Al Jankovitch (sp?) is a complete and utter jerk. Sure, he's witty and all that junk, but he doesn't have enough talent to write his own songs, so he parodies others. The thing that really gets me is that this subsequently ruins the song for me-- I can't hear "Beat It" anymore without hearing those idiotic lyrics. This flame goes double for those cheap Hollywood hacks who tack inane lyrics onto classical compositions. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- From the pooped paws of: Suk Lee ..!{decvax,linus,allegra,ihnp4}!utcsrgv!spoo