oakland@yale-com.UUCP (Steve Oakland) (02/06/84)
Does anybody out there share my (admittedly demented) taste for Tom Swiftie
jokes? I'm taking up a collection of them, and any submissions are welcome!
A bit of inspiration for those creative juices:
"I like homosexual necrophelia," he said in dead earnest.
"I'm touring Kansas," he stated flatly.
"I've joined a cult that worships shopping bags," he said sacreligiously.
:Andy (decvax!yale-comix!oakland)emjej@uokvax.UUCP (02/15/84)
#R:yale-com:-286700:uokvax:3800021:000:134 uokvax!emjej Feb 11 09:37:00 1984 Don't forget those old standards-- "He's dead," Tom said gravely. "They had to amputate," Tom said off-handedly. James Jones
chuqui@nsc.UUCP (Chuq Von Rospach) (03/05/84)
Can we kindly put the Swifties BACK into net.jokes where they came from?
(not to mention belong....). It is real hard to unsubscribe to the jokes
when they insist on infesting the rest of the net.
--
From the Citadel of the Autarch: Chuqui the Plaid
{fortune,menlo70}!nsc!chuqui P.S. Nuke Wobegon!
A relationship is like a shark. It has to keep moving forward or it dies.
What we have here is definitely a dead shark.kaufman@uiucdcs.UUCP (kaufman ) (03/07/84)
#R:hpfclk:-60065508:uiucdcs:10600144:000:314 uiucdcs!kaufman Mar 6 10:58:00 1984 And: "What's a lobotomy?" he asked mindlessly. "The castle needs a new ditch", he said remotely. "You can't kiss me", she replied impeccably. "I don't want to go to the museum where the Mona Lisa is!" he whined antedeluvianly. "Must we always go up and down California highway 1?" she asked surrepetitiously.
mike@hpfclk.UUCP (03/16/84)
How about:
"In LISP we use the functions CAR and CDR," the professor appended.
"The good part of Atlas Shrugged is on page 145," she said randily.
"If only we could control the radiation leak," he said glowingly.
"The Exorcist is my kind of movie," she said devilishly.
Michael Bishop
HP -- Fort Collinstim@hpfclk.UUCP (03/18/84)
More Swifties "My sexual preference is bestiality" he said sheepishly. Tim Mikkelsen hplabs!hpfcla!tim