tynor@uiucuxc.UUCP (03/30/84)
#N:uiucuxc:36200005:000:1607 uiucuxc!tynor Mar 29 11:42:00 1984 Here's something for your intellectual edification. The following are common everyday sayings, disguised in obfuscatory language. Your job: decipher them. An example: 1 Surveillance should precede saltation. "Look before you leap." 2 Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. 3 It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid. 4 Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. 5 The stylis is more potent than the claymore. 6 It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. 7 Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion. 8 All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. 9 Where there are visible vapors having their prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. 10 Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. 11 Elcmosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. 12 Individuals who make their abode in virteous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles. 13 Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow. 14 The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. 15 Missiles of ligneous or otcrous consistancy have the potential of fracturing my osspus structure, but appelations will eternally remain innocuous. Steve Tynor ihnp4!uiucdcs!uiucuxc!tynor University of Illinois Champaign-Urbana