[net.consumers] Fake Names for Products

dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) (02/14/86)

>And if it says:	you'd better believe it isn't:
>salad dressing		mayonaisse
>breakfast spread	jam or jelly
>cheese food, spread	cheese
>breakfast drink	orange juice
>family loaf		bread
>liquid cleanser	soap or detergent
>
>Any other contributions?  

Oh, boy! This is my kind of discussion!


If it says..............You'd better believe it isn't
FROZEN DESSERT..........ICE CREAM
WHIPPED TOPPING.........WHIPPED CREAM
BEAUTY BAR..............SOAP
DUAL SPEAKER HI-FI......STEREO
18 GENUINE DIAMELLES....18 GENUINE DIAMONDS


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