moriarty@uw-june (Jeff Meyer) (04/18/84)
If I dared to get my nephew (sorry, I'm not married, and am pretty sure that no children exist with my likeness (hopefully for them)) a yellow fire truck, he would jump up, grab the front of my shirt, drag me down to his level (he's 8), beat the living sh#t out of my face, and ask why I didn't get his the complete Kenner Star Wars collection. Moriarty