rcb@fortune.UUCP (Robert Binstock) (05/03/84)
. When he was young, Bugs was riding in a lime-green firetruck. The driver ahead was confused by the color of the truck and didn't pull over. Bugs, who was reading a copy of "Alice in Wonderland" (signed by Victoria Principal) was thrown from the truck when it collided with the car. A Bott's Dot (TM), knocked loose in the accident, ended up in a delicate place in his anatomy. He was warped for life as a result. And you thought YOU were a victim!