hsc@lanl-a.UUCP (05/02/84)
It was revealed today that the Won-Ton shortage is a conspiracy between two groups out only for their own profit. Both groups, the first being the primary breeders of Won-Tons in China, known as the "Won-Ton women", apparently joined forces with a consotium of South American breeders of the more common, but spicier "Juan-Ton". Interpol is investigating this conspiracy, and expects to prosecute the ringleaders in a few months. ENJOY,MORIARITY!!! from the lair of the packrat -- lanl-a!hsc
moriarty@uw-june.UUCP (05/10/84)
Don't be naive... by the time those Interpol schmucks get around to finding the base of operations, we will have moved it to someplace else, like Tibet or the south side of London, or Gary, Indiana (no reason other than we ALL love Pepsi and the Jackson Five here at S.P.E.C.T.R.E.!). Won-tons are really very profitable, black market-wise, and we don't get any environmental groups down our necks 'cause won-tons are nowhere NEAR as cute as baby harp seals. So our won-ton (har! har! har!) slavery of won-tons will continue going on, and it's all you liberals' fault, because you sponsered legislation for early parole for master criminals. Nyah! I did enjoy that, thanks! I am..... The Napoleon of Crime | Currently skulking around | UUCP: MORIARTY | {ihnp4,decvax,tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!moriarty | ARPANET: AKA -jwm- | moriarty@washington