[net.misc] Bugsy

ethan@utastro.UUCP (Ethan Vishniac) (04/24/84)

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There can be no doubt whatsoever that bugs bunny is bisexual.
The evidence offered by previous contributors is sufficient
to prove his feelings about MOTSS.  However, I seem to recall
at least one cartoon where bugs was attracted to an inflatable
decoy female bunny rabbit.  Can anyone else remember something
like this?  It's been a long time.  Maybe he's just a fetishist.


                     "Just another Cosmic Cowboy"
                         
                         Ethan Vishniac
                         {ut-sally,ut-ngp,kpno}!utastro!ethan
                         Department of Astronomy
                         University of Texas
                         Austin, Texas 78712

bluejay@raven1.DEC (04/27/84)

Could it be that there's TWO Bugs Bunny's?

That would explain a lot of behaviour without getting into how Bugs's 
sexual preferences might differ from that of a "normal" rabbit.

Not wanting to be disillusioned...

		... decwrl!rhea!raven1!Bluejay

[Any resemblence of the above to the thoughts, views, policies, 
beliefs, etc... of any sane individual or institution is purely 
coincidental and probably an accident.]

hutch@shark.UUCP (Stephen Hutchison) (04/30/84)

<rabbits are master arithmeticians.  They multiply very well>

| Could it be that there's TWO Bugs Bunny's?
| 
| That would explain a lot of behaviour without getting into how Bugs's 
| sexual preferences might differ from that of a "normal" rabbit.
| 
| Not wanting to be disillusioned...
| 
| 		... decwrl!rhea!raven1!Bluejay

Hey, BJ, you must never have raised rabbits.  They practice on ANYTHING.
Helmets, turtles, indignant housecats, each other.  The creatures really
have no sense of propriety at all.  Once bunny puberty hits, that's IT!

Bugs is different from normal rabbits, yes.  He's more sophisticated
and much more restrained.  And he likes to wear clothes.

Hutch [I am not inhabited by rabbits]

moriarty@uw-june.UUCP (05/14/84)

|
| Could it be that there's TWO Bugs Bunny's?
| 
 
Yes, the first one perished above Reinbach Falls in a struggle with me
during the 50s.  I cloned the body and set the copy up as the original, but
somewhere along the line it picked up some rather unusual sexual preferences
(I left that Fudd person in charge of the whole operation, so blame him).
 
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