[net.misc] Terminal Mumps, ounce of prevention

ajs@hpfcla.UUCP (07/17/84)

Nf-From: hpfcla!ajs    Jul 17 12:30:00 1984


It's been a while  since  the Net  caught  Terminal  Mumps.  I have this
dread feeling we may be in for another round soon  (something to do with
the phase of the moon or the scholastic schedule).  Here's an attempt to
inoculate   the  Net  before  the   disease   spreads.  Hopefully   this
vaccination will prevent an infection  instead of starting one!  Anyway,
if you haven't seen this before, it may amuse you.

Alan Silverstein, Hewlett-Packard Fort Collins Systems Division, Colorado
{ihnp4 | hplabs}!hpfcla!ajs, 303-226-3800 x3053, N 40 31'31" W 105 00'43"


	TERMINAL MUMPS:  Popular and Bizarre Character Names


	Summarized from USENET articles, circa 1983.
	Single characters listed in ASCII order, followed by multiples.
	For each character, "official" names appear first, thence others in
	order of popularity (more or less).


	!   exclamation point, exclamation, bang, factorial, excl, ball-bat,
	    smash, shriek, cuss, wow, hey
	!?  interabang (as one overlapped character)
	"   double quote, quote, dirk, literal mark, rabbit ears
	#   pound sign, number sign, sharp, crunch, mesh, hex, hash,
	    flash, grid, pig-pen, tictactoe, scratchmark, octothorp (from
	    Bell System)
	$   dollar sign, currency symbol, buck, string (from BASIC),
	    escape (from TOPS-10), ding, big-money
	%   percent sign, percent, mod, double-oh-seven
	&   ampersand, amper, and, address (from C), andpersand
	'   apostrophe, single quote, quote, prime, tick, irk, pop, spark
	()  open/close parenthesis, left/right parenthesis, paren/thesis,
	    parenthisey, unparenthisey, open/close round bracket, ears,
	    so/already, wax/wane
	*   asterisk, star, splat, wildcard, gear, dingle
	+   plus sign, plus, add, cross, intersection
	,   comma, tail
	-   hyphen, dash, minus sign, worm
	.   period, dot, decimal point, radix point, point, full stop, spot
	/   virgule, slash, stroke, slant, diagonal, solidus, over, slat
	:   colon, two-spot
	;   semicolon, semi, hybrid
	<>  angle brackets, left/right angle, less/greater than, read
	    from / write to, from/into, from/toward, in/out, comesfrom/
	    gozinta (all from UNIX), funnel, brokets, crunch/zap, suck/blow
	=   equal sign, equals, quadrathorp, gets, half-mesh
	?   question mark, whatmark, what, wildchar, ques, huh
	@   at sign, at, each, vortex, whorl, whirlpool, cyclone, snail
	V   vee, book
	[]  square brackets, left/right bracket, bracket/unbracket, bra/ket,
	    square/unsquare, U turns
	\   reversed virgule, backslash, backslant, backwhack, backslat,
	    escape (from UNIX)
	^   circumflex, caret, uparrow, hat, chevron, sharkfin, to ("to
	    the power of")
	_   underscore, underline, underbar, under, score, backarrow, flatworm
	`   grave accent, grave, backquote, left quote, open quote, backprime,
	    unapostrophe, backspark, birk, blugle, back tick, push
	{}  open/close brace, left/right brace, brace/unbrace, curly bracket,
	    curly/uncurly, leftit/rytit, embrace/bracelet
	|   vertical bar, bar, or, v-bar, spike, pipe, gozinta, thru,
	    pipesinta (last four from UNIX)
	~   tilde, swung dash, squiggle, approx, wiggle, twiddle, enyay

	/*  slashterisk
	*/  asterslash
	>>  cat-astrophe