[net.misc] Proposed slogans for the net

rlr@pyuxn.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (07/13/84)

I think it's time the net had a slogan.  "USENET:  a slow moving parody
of itself" (credit belongs to ???) is nice, but it just doesn't cut it as
a *real* slogan.  I have two proposals:

USENET:  Where artificial intelligence is replaced by natural stupidity.

			OR

USENET:  Never before in history have so many said so little so often.

Hopefully, others will contribute their own candidates for sloganhood, and then
we can all vote on it.  Just remember, though; if one of my efforts doesn't
win, I'm liable to use it as a signature line. :-)
-- 
USENET:  Never before in history have so many said so little so often.
		(See?)					Rich Rosen    pyuxn!rlr

north@down.FUN (/*NOTREACHED*/) (07/13/84)

"netnews is a slow-moving parody of itself" isn't a slogan.
it's the north/honey thesis.  it isn't meant to be catchy.
it's just the truth.

	north/honey

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (07/14/84)

How about:
	USENET:

	When the going gets dirty, the dirty get vocal....

				Until next time, Aloha...

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
UUCP:
 {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \
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ARPA:
	fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA

jack@vu44.UUCP (Jack Jansen) (07/22/84)

How about
USENET: where Ugly Users Can Publicly Air Really Personal Attack's
Or, in short 
USENET: where UUCP ARPA

	Jack Jansen, {philabs|decvax}!mcvax!vu44!jack