spangler@kvue.UUCP (Lance Spangler) (02/17/85)
Recently while talking with my 5 year old son, I made a reference to something I called "The Kids Rule Book". I had intended for the conversation to simply back up some rule we were discussing. Well, it went over so well with him that I've refered to that "vapor-book" on several other occasions. Now comes the kicker. My son wants to see a copy of the book. Of course there is no book. And that's where the kind and good people on USENET come in. I'd like to ask the readers/posters here on net. kids to help me with a suggested list of rules for the soon to be published USENET version of THE KIDS RULE BOOK. My thoughts are that the book will include all the normal "kids rules" like "...obey your parents...eat all your food...don't talk back...ect." But I'd also like to include some of the more important rules as well. Things like "Don't talk to strangers because....." I'll bet there are some users out there who would be interested helping with this project. If interest warrents, I'll be glad to post the finished version to the net, and of course, anyone submitting suggested rules will receive a copy via E-mail. Thanks in advance for your help in getting me out of how water with the kiddo. Oh yes, please send flames to dev/null since I already realize I shouldn't have told him about a book that doesn't exsist (yet!) As you can see, I'm trying to correct my mistake. The only thing we have to Lance Spangler fear is computing itself. Senior News Producer :-) KVUE Television Austin, Texas ((P.O. Box 9927)) zip --> 78759 UUCP {ihnp4|seismo|gatech|ctvax|nbires|ucb-vax}!ut-sally!kvue!spangler TELCO 512-459-1433 (Pvt. line to my desk) 512-346-4447 (Home - good in the evenings)
rwh@aesat.UUCP (Russ Herman) (02/23/85)
It serves you right, for saying something like that. So here's #1 for the PARENTS' Rule Book: Don't try to put one over on your kids. But seriously, that reminds me of a saying my dad often used: Don't try to pull any tricks on me - I know every trick in the book. In fact, when I was a kid, I wrote the book! To which I would mentally add, Yeah, but there's been a lot of new chapters written since then. -- ______ Russ Herman / \ {allegra,ihnp4,linus,decvax}!utzoo!aesat!rwh @( ? ? )@ ( || ) The opinions above are strictly personal, and ( \__/ ) do not reflect those of my employer (or even \____/ possibly myself an hour from now.)