cb@hlwpc.UUCP (Carl Blesch) (09/20/85)
This is a story that only parents of young children could appreciate. All others would be either totally grossed out or totally bored . . . My four-year-old son didn't want to wake up this morning. My repeated attempts to rouse him failed -- he was (or pretended to be) fast asleep. So I decided to get my one-year-old daughter dressed first. I took off her overnight diaper and let her crawl around while I got an outfit together for her. Unbeknownst to me, she headed across the room, pulled herself upright on some furniture, and proceded to defecate all over the floor! When I went to retrieve her, I cried out, "Oh no, she pooped!" In less than a microsecond, my "sound-asleep" four-year-old bolted out of his bed to check out the excitement for himself! Carl Blesch