arndt@lymph.DEC (03/04/85)
This reporter has just learned that the DOD has instituted a long term program to strap rockets to to the surface of the earth in order to, at the critical moment, affect the point of impact of 1983 TB!!!!!! (It is rumored that Pentagon planners hope to present the Soviet land mass to 1983 TB and claim "Opps". The Plan is called "Act of God".) Meantime CIA sky eyes have detected large numbers of "Zeks" being trucked to remote sites in Siberia to construct what look suspiciously like rocket hold-down pads. There are rumors, from KGB and GRU defectors, that a secret plan called "Act of Marx" is being debated in the sweat room of the Kremlin Gym. Still unconfirmed reports from Commie China speak of detailed plans to turn the early morning exercises (Ti Chi stuff.) of two billion people into an attempt to get them all to start running in the same direction at once in order to spin the earth like a beach ball at the critical moment. Stay tuned true believers! Ken Arndt