moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (11/07/84)
>>>> >>>> I have a 3 month old son and I think kids are the best part of life. >>>> Sorry for the sentiment. >>> >>> I have a 3 month old daughter and I think you are absolutely right! >>> And don't be sorry for feeling that way or saying so. >> >>Well, I have a -7 month old kid and I think it's pretty neat too. > >Well, I have a 6 month old son and I think he is a lot of fun. > Well, my folks have a cat who is grouchy and psychotic -- they admit that I was a lot more fun, but prefer the cat because it was cheaper and somewhat cleaner. "History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA
jhs@druri.UUCP (11/12/84)
All that sloppy sentimentality is going to ruin your image, Moriarity! (10% discount on a year's supply of kitty litter to the first flame)
wjr@x.UUCP (Bill Richard) (11/16/84)
> All that sloppy sentimentality is going to ruin your image, Moriarity! > > (10% discount on a year's supply of kitty litter to the first flame) > ----------------------------------- Boy! Are you in for it! I have n cats (let me check for new arrivals), and a year's supply of kitty litter is such that a ten percent discount is significant! (about 20 bucks!) But I'm not sure what you want me to flame.... ------------------------------------------------------------- KIDS CATS pee on the carpet sometimes pee on the carpet too borrow your car occasionally barf in your car bring home dogs chase dogs get busted for drugs occasionally eat drugs (the cat and the AlkaSeltzer ... never mind!) stay out all night and get stay out all night and don't mad if you worry care if you worry tie up the phone when you're get tied up in the cord while trying to reach home you're talking on the phone cause stretch marks shed on your blazer expect Xmas presents nibble Xmas trees dirty far more dishes than lick your dishes clean they wash bring home live rats bring home dead (well, mostly) rats whine purr start out in diapers use catboxes can eat more steak than can eat more steak than you'll you do give them watch A Team watch anything that moves bring their friends over chase strange cats away even when you're not there when you're home fall out of windows sit in windows play with matches play with cigarette wrappers need money knead your lap ------------------------------------------------------------- On the whole, after comparing the two, I assume you want me to flame kids . . . but if I did, three people would want to form net.religion.moloch, and fifty Xians would write long dull messages on how the Bible says you shouldn't flame kids. So I'll just suggest that you compare kids and cats, and apportion the flames as you see fit. STella c/o ... decvax!frog!wjr (with about a 24-hour delay) Do what thou wilt ... it's not just a good idea, it's the law! -- ---- William J. Richard Charles River Data Systems 983 Concord St. Framingham, MA 01701 Tel: (617) 626-1112 uucp: ...!decvax!frog!wjr
moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (11/26/84)
Thanks, Bill. I rest my case. However,
> watch A Team watch anything that moves
I think this should be:
watch A Team watch Remington Steel
However, I think both are STILL bad habits....
"Deep space is my dwelling place, the stars my destination"
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
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