itc@alberta.UUCP (Dan Fackre) (01/23/86)
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** Since Voyageur 2 is now making its historic encounter with Uranus this classic Startrek joke seems timely; Q ; How is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper? A ; They both run around Uranus looking for Klingons. Chuft-captain
dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) (01/27/86)
> *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** > Since Voyageur 2 is now making its historic encounter with Uranus > > this classic Startrek joke seems timely; > > > Q ; How is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper? > > A ; They both run around Uranus looking for Klingons. > > > Chuft-captain <begin flame> COME ON GUY !!!! I THINK WE'VE HAD THIS JOKE POSTED ABOUT 500 TIMES !!! I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANYONE WHO HADN'T HEARD IT !!! <end flame> Now for the joke !!! A young fellow was about to go out for the first time with a particular girl he had been admiring. But due to a slight oversight on his part he made the mistake of having a rather generous meal of ( you guessed it ) baked beans at lunch time. So by the time he was getting ready to pick up the girl some rather lethal winds had begun to blow. Upon arriving at the girl's parents' home he was asked to come in to meet the family, etc. He took a seat in a rather plush chair under which he noticed the family dog, Rex, sleeping. He thought to himself that this was a good opportunity to pass some wind and have the family blame the dog. So he tries it out. First a little fart. Sure enough the father yells, "REX!!!". The guy figures "Great!" and lets a more voluminous fart forth. Once again the same response from the father. So finally he decides to let it all out and away it goes. The father frantically yells : "REX GET OUT FROM UNDER THE CHAIR BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!!!!" Oh well, I thought it was rather amusing. Dan Little dlittle@watrose Univ. of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario.
matt@utastro.UUCP (Matt Wood) (01/30/86)
In article <7779@watrose.UUCP>, dlittle@watrose.UUCP (Dan Little) writes: > > this classic Startrek joke seems timely; > > Q ; How is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper? > > A ; They both run around Uranus looking for Klingons. > > Now for the joke !!! > > A young fellow was about to go out for the > first time with a particular girl he had been admiring. > . . . > The father frantically yells : > "REX GET OUT FROM UNDER THE CHAIR BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!!!!" > > Oh well, I thought it was rather amusing. > Please, no more trash in net.astro, okay? If I wanted net.jokes, I'd subscribe to net.jokes. -- Matt A. Wood Astronomy Dept, University of Texas, Austin TX 78712 {allegra,ihnp4}!{ut-sally,noao}!utastro!matt (UUCP) matt@astro.UTEXAS.EDU. (Internet)