[net.misc] 91 Corporate Cliches

stadlin@hou2h.UUCP (Art Stadlin) (01/17/85)

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	 1.  When the General says march, we march.

	 2.  You must be marching to a different tune.

	 3.  We've all got to sing from	the same sheet of music.

	 4.  What's our	game plan?

	 5.  Don't assign the seats before we've built the
	     airplane.

	 6.  But we've always done it that way.

	 7.  We've got to get the most bang for	the buck.

	 8.  Who's going to capture the	data?

	 9.  We	need to	get this data firmed up.

	10.  We	can always follow the paper trail.

	11.  That would	be like	sticking a stick into a	hornets'
	     nest.

	12.  This certainly is a stress	situation.

	13.  We've got to start	pruning	the product tree.

	14.  We	better get into	bed with them on this.

	15.  It's time to put that project to bed.

	16.  Let's take	a wait and see approach.

	17.  Keep your ear to the ground.

	18.  We're on a	fishing	expedition in search of	ideas.

	19.  We	need some near-term products.

	20.  This product will be our flagship vehicle into the
	     market.

	21.  But will it play in Peoria?

	22.  I won't play that card unless I have to.

	23.  It	may not	fit into the grand scheme of things.

	24.  What time frame will it be	ready?

	25.  We	have to	meet the market	window.

	26.  My	vu-graphs show lots of gee-whiz	figures.

	27.  This figure shows a snapshot in time.

	28.  We're entering the	competitive arena.

	29.  The meat on the bones is bad, but the overall
	     structure is good.

	30.  The demo has to have lots of bells	and whistles.

	31.  We	better get that	organization plugged in.

	32.  We'd better touch base with development.

	33.  You ought to shoot	a copy to Indy.

	34.  Let's see if it flies.

	35.  Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

	36.  Let's take	a first	cut at this.

	37.  Let's shake the tree and see what falls out.

	38.  When you get there, give me a shout.

	39.  I called you just to close	the loop on this.

	40.  I better see what's going on back at the ranch.

	41.  We	need to	shake down the software.

	42.  When do we	make the go/no-go decision?

	43.  That decision was officially blessed.

	44.  We	got caught off 1st base	on that	one.

	45.  It's as different as apples and oranges.

	46.  I want us to play this one	close to the vest.

	47.  Don't give	away the family	secrets.

	48.  That's not	important; it's	down in	the noise.

	49.  This product is turning into a problem child.

	50.  We're between a rock and a	hard place.

	51.  Get your head screwed on right.

	52.  Get all your ducks	lined up in a row.

	53.  We	need someone who understands the nuts and bolts.

	54.  I don't go	under the hood.

	55.  I have a gut feeling on this.

	56.  That explanation was clear	as mud.

	57.  We	need to	get a handle on	it.

	58.  Let's get back to basics.

	59.  Any back-of-the-envelope analysis would show that to
	     be	the case.

	60.  It	gave us	a real hands-on	experience.

	61.  That better be fixed when the rubber hits the road.

	62.  We've got to gear up for it.

	63.  We'd better take the bull by the horns.

	64.  Who knows what'll come down the pike?

	65.  I heard it	through	the grapevine.

	66.  I'll bring	you up to speed	on it.

	67.  Let me put	another	wrinkle	in it.

	68.  It's back in your court.

	69.  Oh	well, it's back	to the drawing board.

	70.  Oh	well, it's back	to square one.

	71.  We	can't unscramble the omelet and	give everyone their
	     eggs back.

	72.  I've been putting out brush fires.

	73.  We're all on a fire drill for management.

	74.  Everyone's	on the bandwagon.

	75.  We	better come up with some cash cows.

	76.  This should put us	on the gravy train.

	77.  We're right on target.

	78.  We	better go over this document with a fine tooth
	     comb.

	79.  We	can't let this fall through the	cracks.

	80.  I'll put it on my list of action items.

	81.  Have we covered all the bases?

	82.  What are our viable alternatives?

	83.  We	have to	cost reduce it.

	84.  Those costs are cast in concrete.

	85.  We're always cost-conscious.

	86.  It	can't be touched; it's a sacred	cow.

	87.  We'll revisit that	issue at the next meeting.

	88.  It's starting to heat up; move it from the	back burner
	     to	the front burner.

	89.  Let's take	the most likely	scenario and run with it.

	90.  Let's make	the big	move with it.

	91.  It's time to throw	the switch.


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parnass@ihu1h.UUCP (Bob Parnass, AJ9S) (01/18/85)

	-It's a survival issue.

	-Here's what needs to be done [by someone else] ...

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wmartin@brl-tgr.ARPA (Will Martin ) (01/25/85)

	- Put more steel on the target.

(A current DoD buzzphrase...)