mcb@styx.UUCP (Michael C. Berch) (03/24/86)
In article <1619@decwrl.DEC.COM> osman@dec-sierra.UUCP writes: > . . . > o Two sailors go into a restaurant. They both order albatross > soup. One takes a single taste and runs outside and throws > up. What happened ? ** hard one ** Fvapr V fcrag gur orggre cneg bs na riravat fbyivat guvf bar, V srry ragvgyrq gb cbfg na nafjre gb guvf bar. Ernq ab shegure vs lbh fgvyy cyna gb fbyir vg lbhefrys! Urer tbrf: Frireny zbaguf (be lrnef) rneyvre, gur fnvybe jub guerj hc unq orra ba n fuvc va Nagnepgvp jngref. Gurer jnf n fuvcjerpx, naq znal jrer xvyyrq. Gurer jnf ab sbbq ninvynoyr sebz gur fuvc, ohg gurer jnf shry naq fgbirf, fb gur fheivibef pnhtug n srj nyongebffrf. Eryhpgnagyl, gurl nyfb nterrq gb rng gur obqvrf bs gurve qrnq pbyyrnthrf. Gjb be guerr bs gur fheivibef znqr fbzr nyongebff fgrj, naq gjb be guerr bguref znqr fgrj sebz gur uhzna erznvaf. Gb fcner gur erznvavat fnvybef (bhe punenpgre nzbat gurz) gur zbeny nathvfu bs pnaavonyvfz, gurl nterrq gb znxr gjb fvtaf, bar ernqvat "nyongebff fgrj" naq gur bgure ernqvat "gur bgure fgrj". Gura gurl enaqbzyl cbfgrq gur fvtaf fb nf gb fcner gur qvaref gur pregnva xabjyrqtr gung gurl unq pbzzvggrq pnaavonyvfz. Bhe fnvybe unq rngra sebz gur cbg znexrq "nyongebff fgrj". Yngre, jura ur gnfgrq ERNY nyongebff, naq vg jnf n pbzcyrgryl QVSRERAG gnfgr, ur fhqqrayl ernyvmrq gung ur unq va snpg rngra uhzna syrfu ba gung sngrshy qnl va gur Nagnepgvp. Ur jnf eribygrq naq guerj hc. ----- Michael C. Berch ARPA: mcb@lll-tis-b.ARPA UUCP: lll-crg!lll-lcc!styx!mcb