maurice@nmtvax.UUCP (03/23/85)
>Well, it sure has been boring here at the National Security Agency. >As many of you know, the NSA monitors and analyzes a good deal of voice >and data transmission for the presence of certain keywords. >USENET transmissions are among those monitored, and quite frankly, there >hasn't been anything too interesting these days. >So would a few of you write articles with some of those keywords (you know >which ones I mean) for me? Please? Like I said, normally I wouldn't ask >but it could mean my job. Hi Guys! you mean to say if I include words in my articles like Russia, commie, top secret, NSA, KGB, FBI, (or better yet ((A+B...+Z)(A+..+Z)(A+..+Z))) soviet, guns, navy, army, air force, marines, nuclear, atomic, bombs, national lab, security, DoD, neutron, stealth, technology, confidential, secret, nazi, fascist, rebel, kremvax, kgbvax, revolution, spy, operative, mole, OS360 rots, East Germany, Poland, China, any misc. communist person's name, any African nation, assasin, drugs, caffiene, Nixon, Carter, or even Reagan, I shall make your day less boring. (???!!!???) There, now you won't have to lose your job. Wasn't that nice of me? Roger M Levasseur unmvax!nmtvax!maurice New Mexico Tech Socorro, NM (actually Socorro Funland :-) ) ps: I am not responsible for the above as that: 1) this is friday night 2) spring break is almost over here 3) I was here the whole time (talk about brain damage... :-) ) 4) I still have homework to do 5) I have nothing better to do.