adm@cbneb.UUCP (03/08/85)
How 'bout worst song titles? Two of my favorites are: "Don't hit your grandmother with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind", and "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back in bed as I cried over you". (Honest, these are real songs!) Any others?
barryg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Lee Gold) (03/12/85)
Back in the 50s there was a song I only heard the first line of...because
after that I changed to another radio station. It began...
"Throw mama from the train....a kiss,...a kiss..."
I think its title was Throw Mama from the Train.
--Lee Golddavet@oakhill.UUCP (Dave Trissel) (03/17/85)
In article <3017@cbneb.UUCP> adm@cbneb.UUCP writes: >How 'bout worst song titles? Two of my favorites are: >"Don't hit your grandmother with a shovel, it makes a bad impression >on her mind", and >"I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back in bed as I cried >over you". >(Honest, these are real songs!) >Any others? How about "Rats in Your Room" circa 1964 on a Miami radio station (a black comedy along the lines of "They're Coming to take Me Away") and "Howcome Your Dog don't Byte Nobody but ME?" which my brother and I bought for 29 cents at the local 7eleven (1963). This was a serious twangy nasal C&W song. And if you thought the titles were bad........
alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Alan Algustyniak) (03/29/85)
<...Workin' for the Yanqui Dollaarrrrr > These are nowhere near the worst, but 'The Purple People Eater' and 'Why Do You Do Me Like You Do?' are funny enuf to send a posting about. On 'Fernwood Tonight' they once interviewed a C&W singer who claimed to have had wrote(sic) a song titled: If I'd-a Known that You'd-a Wanted to-a Went with Me, I'd-a Seen That You'd-a Got to Get to Go Al Algustyniak