[net.misc] worst song ever

jordan@greipa.UUCP (Jordan K. Hubbard) (03/21/85)

Ah, but who could forget the Captain & Tenneils(sp?) "Muskrat Love"?
Or that WINGS song, (I think it's called) "Someone's knockin' on the door"?
I'm almost sure that's not the title, but I think everyone will remember
that one..  Is anyone collecting a summary of these?

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terryl@tekcrl.UUCP () (03/24/85)

>Ah, but who could forget the Captain & Tenneils(sp?) "Muskrat Love"?

     Ah, but remember that it was the group "America" who first did
"Muskrar love", and I do believe they wrote it, also.

>Or that WINGS song, (I think it's called) "Someone's knockin' on the door"?

     Well, I have to agree with you here that it "isn't very pretty", but
my vote for worst song has to be Duran Duran's "Blue Moon on Monday". Actually,
I can't stand anything by Duran Duran, but that's the worst!!!!

regard@ttidcc.UUCP (Adrienne Regard) (03/27/85)

This will make me lots of friends, but the worst song I've heard in
recent memory, Emmys, Oscars and whatever-the-music-award-is-called
bedamned, is Purple Rain.  I mean to say, what stimulating lyrics:

	    Purple Rain, Purple Rain, Purple Rain, Purple Rain.
	    AUUGHGGH    AUUAAAUUUGGHGH   AUUUGHGHGHGHHH          (sp?)

Which is not to say that "Push, push in the bush" was poetry, but at
least it wasn't pretentious.

And I rather liked "Drop-kick me, Jesus, though the goal-posts of life",
"I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" and "I've got tears
in my ears from crying in the night over you."  They create such an
immediate image, which is the function of poetry.

wab@reed.UUCP (William Baker) (04/02/85)

> 
> And I rather liked "Drop-kick me, Jesus, though the goal-posts of life",
> "I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart" and "I've got tears
> in my ears from crying in the night over you."  They create such an
> immediate image, which is the function of poetry.



	So, creating an immediate image is the function of 
poetry, is it?  What a crock.  That is the most glib, shallow, and
generally foolish definition of poetry I have ever heard.
	I won't attempt to try to define it here.  After all, scholars
have been trying to do so since Aristotle (and probably before) wrote
the Poetics.  However, it's a cinch that the definition above would be
laughed at by anyone.  I'll admit that Tennyson would fit that
definition, but would E.E. Cummings?  How about Blake?
	I'm sorry that I am commenting in such a pejorative manner.
It's just that my literary training rebels at such a comment.  Really,
I should be used to it by now.  Such comments are forever dropping
from the lips of tech-heads who know no better.

					Bill Baker

thoma@reed.UUCP (Ann Muir Thomas) (04/03/85)

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Some local group up here in Rajneesh-land did a song called
"Shut up, Sheela" about Anand Sheela, the Bhaggie-whan's
"right hand" lady who was bantering insults about in the
press for a while. It was pretty disgusting.
Of the current songs, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna has to be
pretty close to the worst. When I was in San Diego recently,
the local "new music" station (91X) was playing a remake
by The Lords of the New Church. It had basically the same
instrumentals, but the vocals were hilarious; the lead
singer "dressed up" exactly the same lyrics by making his
voice sound ultra-sleazy (come to think of it, Madonna does
that pretty well on her own, but this guy sounded like the
usual drunken slob...)
At Christmas time, 91X was playing an anonymous song with the
lines "My girl is red-hot/ Your girl ain't diddley-squat,"
which sounded like a L.o.t.N.C. song, and it was mighty bad.
 
				Ann Muir-Thomas