[net.motss] FURTHER offenses to hamsters, pterodactyls, and very small rocks

miker@hou4b.UUCP (08/02/84)

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djmolny@wnuxb.UUCP (Ron Heiby) (08/03/84)

Personally, my current pet peeves (sp?) would be nullified by moving
appropriate discussions to "net.pseudosci.mind" and "net.astro.ancient".
I think you know what I'm talking about.  Ron Heiby.  ihnp4!wnuxa!heiby

hsc@lanl-a.UUCP (08/06/84)

Anyone who would keep Peeves as pets deserves what they get!!:-)

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