arndt@lymph.DEC (11/28/84)
Ah, Sophie. You certainly ARE choice! Your description of your little nubile
parts was just too much.
Who da thought! A little T & A on motss!
Must have gagged -: homosexual men across three continents. Anyway, I can't
get you out of my mind. Just this morning I was served (out) two eggs sunny
side up and I thought of you. Don't worry, I'll get over it. I don't have
eggs every morning.
[***#//mlsirn48sbr======``4nsjwi4nbfrep . . . ah, there - now it's working]
[I've switched over to my latest invention. My secret software code that ]
[causes everything in the brackets to be unreadable to everyone but you. ]
[I'm going to make zillions of bucks with it. The C.I.A. wants it to tease]
[the Bulgarian Secret Service into stealing it . . . . ]
[I'm using it in order to save the 'hearts and minds' of gay guys like the ]
[Dyer boys (Steve and Jym), Ron Rizzo and the gang from ole St. Loafs. Too]
[much more of our thrust and parry, so to speak, and they might just wonder]
[what all the fuss is about! ]
["I'm only a 34d." Sure, I've heard that old line. I'll bet you say things]
[like, "I've never done this before." and you crush your borish date with, ]
["Can you lend me a dime?". ]
[Ok, you can send me your picture. I've chipped off a place for it on the ]
[downstairs bathroom mirror. Don't bother to waterproof it, by the time ]
[that would matter I'll have replaced it. ]
[Diamonds are where you find them. Strangely enough Rachel Welsh let one ]
[drop. She said, "The sex organ that matters most is the brain.". How ]
[about that!! Or to put it another way, I once heard a shipmate say,"Big ]
[breasts don't get the dishes done." Anyone seriously into sex, that is ]
[anyone over 12 yrs. old ought to be able to dig that. When I say into, I ]
[mean thinking about. I'm reading THE MOON'S A BALLOON by David Niven. ]
[He has no concept of women other than as objects - at least half way ]
[through the book. Judges them strictly on looks. ]
[Looks are like bread, you can't love on them alone. (to change the saying)]
[So buck up babe! All is not lost. Put away your appliances and just be ]
[yourself. All your looks are going to take a slow ride south anyway! ]
[Did you ever stop to think that the broad with the big boobs worries about ]
[if THAT was the only reason he wanted her. Sure you gotta create interest ]
[sometimes but there are ways and there are ways. And what a pain it can be]
[(I know) if your attraction is so obvious. It draws quantity when you, I ]
[should think, want quality. ]
[To love a woman because of who and what she is and has been with you in ]
[all her parts, physical, mental, emotional, spirtiual (however you want to]
[divide her up) is quite a thing. And to be loved in return. And to create]
[children together! Wow! I could sit down and weep for the homosexuals, ]
[they are so far wrong! ]
Well, say hey Sophie. It's been great jawing with you. But my cartoons are
on the telly. We'll just let 'em wonder what we talked about, eh?
But remember, lighten up and go easy on the guys on motss now.
Maybe someday we'll meet at a party and I'll laugh and push you.
Keep chargin' (Your future hubby can pay)
Ken Arndt
wombat@ccvaxa.UUCP (11/30/84)
/**** ccvaxa:net.motss / arndt@decwrl / 5:40 pm Nov 28, 1984 ****/ [To love a woman because of who and what she is and has been with you in ] [all her parts, physical, mental, emotional, spirtiual (however you want to] [divide her up) is quite a thing. And to be loved in return. And to create] [children together! Wow! I could sit down and weep for the homosexuals, ] [they are so far wrong! ] /* ---------- */ So what's so fantastic about creating children together? The average dog in the street can do that. And when you leave those five words out, why should it matter whether you both happen to be of different sexes or not? Have you never had a close friendship with any man? If not, why not? If so, was it really so different from the way you've felt about women you've loved? And I suspect everyone should weep for you, for the way you've discounted half the human race in one fell swoop. Wombat "I am not, nor have I ever been, Jan Howard Finder" ihnp4!uiucdcs!ccvaxa!wombat
guy@rlgvax.UUCP (Guy Harris) (11/30/84)
> [To love a woman because of who and what she is and has been with you in ] > [all her parts, physical, mental, emotional, spirtiual (however you want to] > [divide her up) is quite a thing. And to be loved in return. And to create] > [children together! Wow! I could sit down and weep for the homosexuals, ] > [they are so far wrong! ] All right kiddies, big question of the week: what's the internal inconsistency in the above statement? Answer: it says that homosexual *women* are right, not wrong (except for the bit about creating children together). Sounds like: 1) the author forgot about gay women 2) the author forgot about women 3) the author forgot that the word "woman" can be replaced by the word "person" above (except for the part about creating children) and yield a more correct statement Just because *you* have found satisfaction in a heterosexual relationship that's produced children doesn't mean that *everybody* can find more satisfaction in that sort of relationship. Hey, I have a lot of fun: working with computers reading (comics, the New York Review of Books, science fiction) making puns but that hardly means anybody who does without any or all of the above is just not living life to the fullest. So how about laying off the false claims, OK? They contribute no useful information to the debate, merely noise. Guy Harris {seismo,ihnp4,allegra}!rlgvax!guy