rjw@ptsfc.UUCP (Rod Williams) (02/28/85)
This is copied from the San Francisco Chronicle 2/28/85:
In a story about interviews that appears in the current issue
of Gentleman's Quarterly, novelist Mordechai Richler retells
these true-life tales of questions and answers:
"Was your first lover a man or a woman?" (Interviewer)
"I was too polite to ask." (Gore Vidal)
"What is a twerp in the strictest sense, in the original sense?"
(Interviewer)
"It's a person who inserts a set of false teeth between the
cheeks of his ass...in order to bite the buttons off the back
seats of taxicabs." (Kurt Vonnegut)
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rod williams
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